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oloy's favorite FMLs
Today, I found out that my daughter has been watching Supernatural and The X-Files so she'll fit in better at school. I'm not even angry that she's suddenly a brain-dead conformist, it's just that she now has nightmares all the time and insists on sleeping in my bed. She's a kicker. FML
by orangechicken / 04/16/2012 at 6:00pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
by girly / 04/12/2012 at 12:06am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, on my way to work, I had to squeeze by a man sitting in a large truck parked next to my car. I was in a bit of a hurry and in my rush the collar of my shirt got caught on his grill. My shirt ripped and I flashed the guy my entire boob. FML
by titillating / 03/12/2012 at 12:28am / United States (California) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by jjs51 / 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm / United States / Transportation
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
Today, I was getting ready to perform a speech in anthropology on the globalization of public transportation and how it brings cultures together. On the bus ride there, the girls behind me were discussing ways to hide their track marks after injecting. FML
by nearlythere / 09/30/2011 at 12:50am / Australia / Transportation
Today, I was walking down the street when a police officer started walking behind me with his dog. I sped up and tried to cross the road. He took this as suspicious and got the dog to take me to the floor. I've been afraid of dogs since I was 5. FML
by D / 09/09/2011 at 5:59am / United Kingdom / Animals
by Anonymous / 08/30/2011 at 10:12am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
Today, while standing in line at the video store, I happen to notice a very hot young girl on the TV screen, and mentioned to my friend that I'd "hit that." I was immediately punched by the girl in front of me. Seems the hot girl on TV was her on a security monitor. FML
by helpless_soul / 08/29/2011 at 12:27am / United States / Intimacy
by Bill Harrison / 07/19/2011 at 11:19am / United States / Work
Today, we found out why we were getting notes on our door telling us to "move out or else." As my mom works for the government and we have a direct-TV dish on our roof, our neighbor thinks we were sent to listen to his phone calls and read his mind. We were here before he was. FML
by SonOfaSpy / 07/17/2011 at 9:51pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
by kringr / 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by romantic84 / 05/31/2011 at 12:51am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by spartanson / 04/28/2011 at 6:28am / Miscellaneous
- Today, I woke up with a hangover and my girlfriend seemed pissed at me. It took me a while before I… Today, I realized my girlfriend makes the same exact noises in bed and when she eats. I don't know… Today, I woke up and had a voicemail from my boyfriend. I just thought nothing of it because it was…
- Today, my girlfriend and I woke up in a frisky mood and after a very quick glance around the house… Today, I went to donate blood, after I was about halfway through I felt extremely sick. I told the… Today, my boyfriend dumped me. One reason was because he couldn't have "intellectual conversations"…