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oloy's favorite FMLs
by freed / 01/29/2014 at 12:13am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by knobbed / 01/27/2014 at 6:09pm / United Kingdom (Milton Keynes) / Health
Today, after 3 months of no orgasms, I was in the shower, working to rectify that. As I was seconds away from coming, my dad loudly knocked on the door and demanded to know how much longer I was going to take. Probably another 3 months now, dad. FML
by sally / 01/25/2014 at 12:42pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend told me the reason why my credit card mysteriously maxed out 2 months ago 'might have been' because she posted a picture of it on Facebook. I ordered a new credit card without the custom picture of us immediately. She broke up with me. FML
by FacebookStrikesAgain / 01/21/2014 at 6:59pm / Puerto Rico / Love
Today, I was watching Ratatouille. Piece of advice for starving students: never watch it when you've only eaten two apples in two days, or you'll find yourself in the ridiculous position of being jealous of a fucking rat. FML
by I.Want.Food. / 01/19/2014 at 6:38pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, my parents left early in the morning to run some errands, and I thought it would be nice to shovel our rather large driveway for them while they were out. An hour later, they returned from the store with a snow blower. FML
by fail / 01/19/2014 at 3:35pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
by Anonymous / 01/18/2014 at 5:55pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/18/2014 at 1:29am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by gimmeafknbreak / 01/17/2014 at 6:59pm / United States (New Mexico) / Intimacy
Today, my 7-year-old daughter made a new game: hitting me in the groin when I'm not expecting it. She hunts me in the house, hides around corners, and behind furniture to ambush me. She'll even do it if she catches me napping. I'm a grown man living in fear of a little girl. FML
by Anonymous / 01/16/2014 at 12:57pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids
by ugh / 01/16/2014 at 8:37am / Vietnam (Ha Noi) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/15/2014 at 8:57pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by DisturbedMan / 01/15/2014 at 5:29pm / United Kingdom (Kent) / Intimacy
Today, I found out that the generous gift from my boyfriend of a new iPhone was only given so he could use the "find my phone" function to make sure I'm always where I say I am each day. I'm being stalked by my own boyfriend. FML
by Anonymous / 01/15/2014 at 1:25pm / Italy (Toscana) / Love
by jseid2 / 01/15/2014 at 12:54am / United States (California) / Intimacy
- Today is my birthday. I'm too hung over to move, the sim card in my phone has disappeared, I tipped… Today, I've had to clean up after my dog for the sixth time in a row. Who knew just how much shit… Today, I had to call the cops because some drunk asshat decided to break into my gated yard just to…