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Today, while playing a big basketball game, I had to run urgently to the bathroom because of a really hard diarrhea. I took the ball. FML

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74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39023) - you deserved it (7497)

On 02/09/2014 at 9:36am - misc - by took it - United States (New York)

Today, my friend and I were walking home when we saw a patch of wet cement. Taking a page out of every single Disney movie ever made, we wrote our names in it. What Disney movies don't show is when the neighbors tattle on you and you have to pay $500 to get the cement redone. FML

#20132044
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8841) - you deserved it (29889)

On 10/24/2012 at 10:36pm - money - by onlyme (woman) - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML

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280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9366) - you deserved it (62759)

On 07/22/2012 at 9:33pm - love - by henley -

Today, I was at a water park with my family. They wanted me to stand underneath this big bucket filled with water. I didn't know it tips over, and my swimsuit isn't the tightest, so when all the water fell down, my swimsuit bottoms fell to my knees in front of tons of kids. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36322) - you deserved it (11398)

On 07/29/2009 at 12:13am - misc - by Bareassed (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)



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