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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 November 1986 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 688
  • Number of comments : 16
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About olliec : I read this website when I'm on the train.

Jaha.
www.olliecrafoord.se

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Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8759) - you deserved it (32667)

On 03/07/2010 at 10:08pm - misc - by Numbnuts (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58968) - you deserved it (3602)

On 11/15/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27802) - you deserved it (2190)

On 11/15/2009 at 6:16pm - misc - by Smashed (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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