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Today, I hid my parents' booze since I'd always thought their shitty behavior was due to drinking too much. Turns out they're just assholes. FML

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On 06/30/2013 at 7:48pm - misc - by Acidic Donut - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I've come to the conclusion that my phone addiction is getting out of control after I typed my PIN code into the microwave. FML

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85 comments

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On 06/29/2013 at 10:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, the weather was so hot that I couldn't stop sweating profusely while using the restroom. Ever slipped off the toilet seat and hit the floor hard due to ass-sweat? Not a pleasant experience. FML

#20750694
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On 06/27/2013 at 4:27pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was bored so I began to try to convince my boyfriend that Albert Einstein was actually African-American, and that he painted himself white so he would be accepted as a scientist. Due to his competitive nature, he replied, "I already knew that babe." FML

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On 06/25/2013 at 2:12am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML

#20717602
78 comments

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On 06/10/2013 at 2:14pm - misc - by sadgirl - United States (Arkansas)

Today, after finally seeing a psychologist about the death of my dad and spending the longest hour of my life confessing every thought I've experienced in the 6 years since his passing, my psychologist asked me if I was walking home or if my dad would be picking me up. FML

#20705144
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On 06/04/2013 at 8:35am - health - by irishbubble (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I walked in on my son trying to carve a bong out of a watermelon. FML

#20656177
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On 05/11/2013 at 12:21pm - kids - by What the fuck, son? (man) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, while at a hospital, a prayer group circled me and started praying that God and the good doctors and nurses would heal me from the disease that disfigured my face. I was there to visit my sick grandmother. FML

#20580194
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On 04/08/2013 at 2:12am - health - by chinatownhobo (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I was at University when a giant mascot started walking in my direction. As they walked past, they whispered my name seductively. I still don't know who it was. FML

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On 04/07/2013 at 10:51am - work - by confused - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I realized just how lonely I am when I started singing and harmonizing with the vacuum cleaner. FML

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On 03/20/2013 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML

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133 comments

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On 03/13/2013 at 12:57am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really cute guy who works there and he kept looking over at me, so I went over to say hi. He ended up asking if my dad was single. FML

#20538966
62 comments

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On 03/11/2013 at 12:17am - love - by lonely girl - United States

Today, I woke up to discover that the guy I hooked up with last night did indeed have a mullet. FML

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102 comments

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On 03/08/2013 at 1:01am - intimacy - by WeHitTurbulence (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while working, I thought, "I wish my kittens could text so I can talk to them throughout the day." And then I realized, I'm that cat lady you read about. FML

#20532138
78 comments

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On 03/05/2013 at 11:13am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML

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139 comments

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On 03/01/2013 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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