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Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34032) - you deserved it (2676)

On 11/26/2010 at 8:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, my family and I argued whether getting a period or boner in the middle of class was worse. At the dinner table. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29602) - you deserved it (12787)

On 09/10/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by Me - United States (Washington)



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