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  • Town/Country : Newport Beacb, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 December 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 647
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, I was scolding my 8 year old son because he was getting bad grades in school. I told him that he should get straight A's like his friend Ceejay. He told me that comparing him to Ceejay was unfair and when I asked why he said, "Because his dad is actually smart." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15223) - you deserved it (56396)

On 05/21/2009 at 12:35am - kids - by tomandjerry (man) - United States (California)

Today, my 6 year old daughter saw a man in a wheelchair who's leg had been amputated. She walks up to him and says, "What happened?". He answers kindly that he's a war veteran. She then responds, "Well then you deserve to get your leg blown off. You shouldn't be killing people." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (85927) - you deserved it (19850)

On 05/17/2009 at 9:19pm - kids - by embarrassedmom (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I saw my neighbor's son mowing their lawn when suddenly he started to do this crazy dance. Chuckling at his antics I waved and walked back into my house. His mom called me from a hospital later to ask if I could put the mower away; he had been attacked by bees. FML

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On 05/04/2009 at 8:46pm - kids - by Jon (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was called by my 9 year old son's teacher. He had handcuffed himself to his desk with handcuffs he found in my room. I was told to please bring in the key and not to leave my kinky toys out where a child could get them. I'm a cop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (85223) - you deserved it (7115)

On 03/31/2009 at 4:47pm - kids - by poo_shoe123 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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