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About oldshitnewshit : I'm tired of the old shit, let the new shit begin.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Today, I decided to try LSD with a few friends in a safe environment. As an artist, I had planned to spend my trip doing psychedelic paintings and had all my supplies set up. Apparently I spent most of my time in fetal position muttering about the "evil easel" and never even touched my canvas. FML
Friday 12 February 2016