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  • Town/Country : USA
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  • Birth Date : Friday 8 June 1990 (23 years)
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About oldshitnewshit : I'm tired of the old shit, let the new shit begin.

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Today, I decided to try LSD with a few friends in a safe environment. As an artist, I had planned to spend my trip doing psychedelic paintings and had all my supplies set up. Apparently I spent most of my time in fetal position muttering about the "evil easel" and never even touched my canvas. FML

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