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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 January 1998 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 342
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About oldmanringo : im kt and i i love richard starkey~~~~~~~
I play way too much league and gmod
hmu if you want to talk about sonas tits or Paul McCartney's eyebrows

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oldmanringo's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML

#13961788
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33177) - you deserved it (10905)

On 11/24/2010 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Heyy - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML

#13923340
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31590) - you deserved it (4446)

On 11/21/2010 at 9:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43755) - you deserved it (18498)

On 07/10/2009 at 2:47pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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