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  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 January 1998 (17 years)
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About oldmanringo : im kt and i love richard starkey~~~~~~~
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Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26026) - you deserved it (17481)

On 02/26/2015 at 10:07pm - love - by confused - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, on a first date with a guy, I spilled ice cream all over my pants. He bought me some more, and as I was thanking him, he said, "You've never had a guy treat you right, have you?" I said no and started crying. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39197) - you deserved it (4359)

On 12/22/2014 at 8:28pm - love - by Soulara89 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized my anger management has hit a new low when I screamed at a goose for being a goose. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27786) - you deserved it (7519)

On 12/01/2014 at 11:38am - misc - by WickedLittleDoll - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had a rough day and was extremely tired. I took a nap on the couch, and woke up to a guy robbing my house. I pretended I was still sleeping, waiting a chance to grab him or run out safely. I ended up falling back asleep. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41641) - you deserved it (21422)

On 07/24/2014 at 11:59am - misc - by FML - United States (Virginia)

Today, I realized that when a girl asks what your plans are for Valentine's Day and you say "nothing" and she responds with, "Oh, I don't have any plans either", it means she wants you to take her out. Took me three months to figure that out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34075) - you deserved it (53299)

On 05/19/2014 at 1:15pm - love - by clueless - United States (California)

Today, my demented asswipe of a lab partner thought it'd be funny to replace the birthday gift I bought for my girlfriend with the large intestine of a recently-dissected dog. My girlfriend nearly fainted when she opened the gift box, and accused me of planning the whole thing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43211) - you deserved it (2956)

On 06/28/2013 at 1:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Nigeria (Lagos)

Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56081) - you deserved it (32964)

On 05/28/2013 at 1:44am - intimacy - by Abrams52 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I came home in tears over finding out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. I told my seemingly sympathetic dad everything. His advice was to lure them both to our house with the promise of a three-way, after which he'd "kill the shit" out of them. Real mature, dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34538) - you deserved it (6324)

On 03/31/2013 at 1:55pm - love - by immaturity all around (woman) - United States

Today, after a drunken New Year's Eve party with friends, I woke up with a penis on my cheek. It wasn't a drawing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (0) - you deserved it (1) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/02/2013 at 6:15am - love - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (33280) - you deserved it (10921)

On 11/24/2010 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Heyy - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32328) - you deserved it (4521)

On 11/21/2010 at 9:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was cutting the grass when I saw a man staring at me from my neighbor's garage. This went on for 5 minutes until I finally yelled 'hello'. There was no response, and I was creeped out, so I called my neighbor. It was a life-sized Paul McCartney cutout. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10947) - you deserved it (32322)

On 09/06/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by cachow (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML


I agree, your life sucks (43851) - you deserved it (18520)

On 07/10/2009 at 2:47pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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