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  • Town/Country : Tyne and Wear, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 January 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 116
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About oldmanringo : im kt and i i love richard starkey

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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oldmanringo's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (32130) - you deserved it (10656)

On 11/24/2010 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Heyy - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML


I agree, your life sucks (43687) - you deserved it (18476)

On 07/10/2009 at 2:47pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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  • It's Friday, so a bold font is required. I was sitting in my caravan by the side of busy road cooking cocktail sausages over a gas stove when I realised it was time to start writing something about this…

Friday 24 October 2014

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