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Taday after spending four hours cooking food for a special family dinner, I went to take a shower before they arrived. I came back out less than twenty minutes later to fine most of the food gone, an a very guilty-looking puppy. FML
Today I Went Out On A Date With A Grl. Everything Was Going Well Until I Shard How My Family Was Affectd By The 2010 Earthquake In Haiti. She Immediately Got Up And Left Calling Me A Liar. Apparently I'm "too Cute" To Be Of Haitian Descent. What The Hell? FML
2day at the eye doctor, they asked 4 my birth date 4 the files. My dad answered quickly, ( May 28, 1994. ) It was embarrassing to have to correct him with ( April 19, 1993. ) Who's May 28? Way to go dad. FML
yesterday I got a letter in the mail saying I'm being sued by the guy that broke into my house last week. When I walked in and saw him I tackled him punched him in the face a time or two and restrained him with zip ties. I now have to pay for his broken nose and face charges of assault. FML
Friday 27 March 2015