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Today, I was swimming in the fast lane at the pool. A guy in blue trunks was swimming slowly and really getting on everyone's nerves. I took a break, and looking around I couldn't see him. I turned to the guy next to me and said, "Finally, Mr. Blue Trunks has f**ked off." It was Mr. Blue Trunks. FML
by AngelAshley / 02/22/2010 at 10:35am / United Kingdom (Kent) / Health
by misspriss / 02/16/2010 at 8:30pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was working when an older lady came up to buy a coffee. Her son cried for a cup of whipped cream to snack on. She shook her head, silently telling me to say no. I said we were out. The mother took her drink and said, "I'm sorry honey, but the mean man said you couldn't have any." FML
by nichaneely / 02/09/2010 at 10:32pm / United States (Tennessee) / Work
by Chan / 01/22/2010 at 10:16pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
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