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  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 June 1985 (29 years)
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Today , I Was Swimming In Te Fast Lane At Te Pool. A Guy In Blue Trunks Was Swimming Slowly And Really Getting On Everyone's Nerves. I Took A Break , And Looking Around I Couldn't See Im. I Turned To Te Guy Next To Me And Said , ( Finally , Mr. Blue Trunks As F**ked Off. ) It Was Mr. Blue Trunks. FML


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On 02/22/2010 at 10:35am - health - by AngelAshley (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I was in the theatre watching a movie . I leand mah head back to relax . Suddenly, I hear this sneeze behind me and then I feel "rain" pouring down on mah face . FML


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On 02/16/2010 at 8:30pm - misc - by misspriss (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today , I was working whan an oldar lady cama up to buy a coffaa. Har son criad 4 a cup of whippad craam to snack on. Sha shook har haad , silantly talling ma to say no. I said wa wara out. Tha mothar took har drink and said , "I'm sorry honay , but tha maan looool man said u couldn't hava any." FML


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On 02/09/2010 at 10:32pm - work - by nichaneely (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his diaper, but there was nothing there. Then I realized it was my breath. big fat FML


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On 01/22/2010 at 10:16pm - kids - by Chan (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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