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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 53 posted

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Visits<b>ThatChamorro</b> - the 12/06/2016 at 4:28pm<b>OhVeeOh</b> - the 11/17/2016 at 4:11pm<b>AdorableDave</b> - the 11/15/2016 at 12:39am<b>JacobIsANoob</b> - the 11/14/2016 at 6:46pm<b>utzdman55</b> - the 11/02/2016 at 11:37pm<b>Tamiaxoxo00</b> - the 11/02/2016 at 4:52pm<b>GreenBabe97</b> - the 11/02/2016 at 4:07am<b>iheartbananas</b> - the 11/01/2016 at 8:56pm<b>kmarie22_613e</b> - the 11/01/2016 at 7:54pm<b>waleedma</b> - the 11/01/2016 at 5:24pm<b>VivaLaColdplay</b> - the 11/01/2016 at 3:56pm<b>raphanne</b> - the 11/01/2016 at 9:51am<b>Nick_Pat91</b> - the 11/01/2016 at 9:44am<b>cranberries</b> - the 11/01/2016 at 9:10am<b>EricoZetina</b> - the 11/01/2016 at 4:49am<b>GlennGuagmire</b> - the 11/01/2016 at 4:21am<b>2simz</b> - the 11/01/2016 at 3:46am<b>Cyrus00</b> - the 10/23/2016 at 11:02am

Fucked!<b>JacobIsANoob</b> - the 11/01/2016 at 3:33pm<b>BoneCollector</b> - the 10/01/2016 at 5:21am<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 09/16/2016 at 12:29am<b>racerboy102</b> - the 08/17/2016 at 6:53pm<b>toolazytotype99</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 2:50pm<b>Chilupa</b> - the 06/06/2016 at 4:00am<b>nikkinik1424</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 6:27am<b>LivToFail</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 4:38am<b>TheGamingGamer</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 3:55am<b>couchcat</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 3:48am<b>Cyrus00</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 1:11am<b>mswim</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 9:42am<b>wrathofthestorm</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 11:43pm<b>eski2015</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 4:41am<b>I_Like_Dogs</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 10:39pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 7:00pm<b>AChaoticFray</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 11:24am<b>qwertsarecool122</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 5:59am

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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oj101's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to an ATM to see how much money I had in my account. I put the card in. It never gave it back. FML

by Broke / 12/04/2013 at 3:27am / United States (Texas) / Money

Today, I found out that my dad paid for my sister's friend's airplane ticket so she could attend my sister's wedding. I would have been there myself, but I couldn't afford the airplane ticket. FML

by Akestarr / 12/02/2013 at 8:28am / United States (Indiana) / Money

Today, I was searched and questioned at the airport for having an apple. FML

by Anonymous / 11/26/2013 at 9:39pm / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, I had to explain to my pregnant friend that her plan to get drunk and get a tattoo needed to wait at least 8 months. She then went out for a smoke to calm down. FML

by Anonymous / 11/22/2013 at 9:49am / United States (North Carolina) / Health

Today, I let my sister hold my newborn daughter for the first time. I heard her mutter under her breath, "I could kill you so easily..." FML

by emirie / 11/14/2013 at 4:33pm / Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City) / Kids

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML

by myheadhurts / 11/11/2013 at 9:14pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Health

Today, my wife and I were watching Killing Kennedy. Jokingly, I said, "Spoiler alert: he dies." She threw a book at me and won't talk to me. I think she's serious. FML

by Thomas / 11/11/2013 at 12:20pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML

by Anonymous / 10/25/2013 at 7:55pm / United States / Love

Today, I came across some bubble wrap. Turned out it was a special type of bubble wrap that cannot be popped. FML

by Anonymous / 10/17/2013 at 6:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out my handwriting is so bad that people think I write in Arabic. FML

by Anonymous / 10/16/2013 at 1:37pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last two days is Siri. FML

by me / 09/22/2013 at 9:34am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I did something I'd always wanted to do: I went swimming with dolphins. It was really fun, until I went to kiss the dolphin, and she slipped her tongue half into my mouth. FML

by violated ._. / 08/22/2013 at 6:45pm / United States / Animals

Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML

by mycar / 08/20/2013 at 1:40pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that apparently I'm in Miami. I am also enjoying a five-star hotel and all of its services. Only one problem: I'm still here, stuck in a small suburban town. F*ck identity theft. FML

by iwannagotomiamitoo / 08/19/2013 at 12:30am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dog died. In the same kitchen corner that two of my other dogs have died. I have a "Corner Of Death" in my kitchen. FML

by The Corner Of Death / 08/12/2013 at 4:17am / United States (Texas) / Animals