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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 May 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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Today, I was riding a new horse when a lawnmower starting up spooked her. She jumped straight up in the air and I landed directly on the saddle horn. I can't walk or feel anything between my legs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37849) - you deserved it (3783)

On 04/10/2013 at 5:06am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was giving my guy a blowjob. When he blurted out, "Oh Jesus" I assumed I was doing a good job. I looked up to see the expression on his face and noticed a look of terror. He was staring at my growling cat, two seconds away from clawing his face off. FML

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On 02/20/2013 at 1:55am - intimacy - by jealouspussy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after sharing my first night in bed with my boyfriend, I woke up early, and decided to rouse him with some surprise oral. It didn't go so well; he woke up screaming and gasped, "OH MY GOD! I thought you were my cat!" before telling me to continue. FML

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On 12/21/2012 at 8:16pm - intimacy - by anonymaiacciu (woman) - France

Today, I was playing with my vibrator. I was getting close when all of a sudden it short-circuited and made a sound like a laughing clown, scaring me half to death. FML



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