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About oiihatelife : I play black ops 2 xbox i would be delighted to play buried with you if u r good gamer tag: shaunakanator

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Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML


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Today, my husband refused to let our 7-week-old daughter have a pacifier, because he doesn't want her growing up to be a "whore." FML


Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last two days is Siri. FML


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