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About oiihatelife : I play black ops 2 xbox i would be delighted to play buried with you if u r good gamer tag: shaunakanator

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Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46570) - you deserved it (6053)

On 09/23/2013 at 1:53pm - love - by User (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband refused to let our 7-week-old daughter have a pacifier, because he doesn't want her growing up to be a "whore." FML

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Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last two days is Siri. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35771) - you deserved it (7818)

On 09/22/2013 at 9:34am - misc - by me - United States (Texas)



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