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Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML


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On 09/23/2011 at 6:24pm - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I was introducing my American cousin to the peaceful English village I live in. Just as I was reassuring her that the people were very friendly and welcoming, a car drove past and pelted us with eggs. FML


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On 09/23/2011 at 4:31am - misc - by egghead - United Kingdom

Today, I had a science test. A question asked, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-hearted, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, and gave me detention for insulting her intelligence. FML


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On 09/22/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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