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ohthebloodygore
  • Town/Country : Queensland, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 11101
  • Number of comments : 1307
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About ohthebloodygore : I fucking hate all of you.
My name is Precious Love-Sunshine; HAHAHA. My name is so funny. FUCK YOU. I have an attitude problem.
To answer your question, yes.
I'm a total bitch, don't be surprised. As a matter of fact; You don't even exist to me.
I have self-respect. I have morals, you have herpes.
Chances are; I'm more intelligent than you and your mother.
Learn to spell and construct your sentences correctly and I won't hesitate when deciding on whether or not to reply.
Hey, I have an idea! Let's use our own God damn pictures!

English isn't my first or second language.
Ets un idiota! Odi a tot el mon.
^ That's Catalan. Not all Spaniards grow up speaking Spanish.

P.S. You're an idiot.
Now, let's play the silent game. First one to speak gets a fist in the eye.

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Today, I overheard a conversation between coworkers, during which my name was mentioned, then, "and then I followed her around for a bit, but she didn’t do it again." Everyone laughed. I've no idea what I did that was so funny. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14688) - you deserved it (1153)

On 04/18/2012 at 9:15pm - work - by What? (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was issued with a £60 fine for being parked in a supermarket car-park for more than 3 hours. I work there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16342) - you deserved it (1330)

On 04/18/2012 at 7:51pm - work - by mitchell904 - United Kingdom (Newport)

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