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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (79874) - you deserved it (6693)

On 03/27/2009 at 1:12am - love - by w00tz (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found a bell that had been tied into the tassel of my ski hat by my twin sister as part of a longstanding prank war between us. I'm deaf and have apparently been jingling like an elf for over a week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (105315) - you deserved it (7703)

On 03/20/2009 at 1:40pm - misc - by hipprep83 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21710) - you deserved it (35691)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)



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