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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 108
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML

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169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79930) - you deserved it (8255)

On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was rotated to the graveyard shift at my job. My only co-worker is a twenty-something Paris Hilton wannabe who won't shut up about her belief that she's the reincarnation of Whitney Houston. FML

#20002582
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21899) - you deserved it (1603)

On 08/04/2012 at 6:15pm - misc - by bellsucker - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML

#19297004
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26638) - you deserved it (4430)

On 03/17/2012 at 10:32pm - love - by Brian - United States (Washington)

Today, it was my friend's paintball party and we were doing it in a forest nearby. When I arrived at his house, his parents said they already started, so I geared up and went out there to find that there was a note on a tree. It said 'Sorry', and then twenty people jumped from bushes and ambushed me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33230) - you deserved it (11004)

On 10/07/2009 at 7:13am - misc - by shitballs_911 (man) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Thames)



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