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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 142
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I Awoke To My Husband Talking To Someone On The Phone At 2am. I Heard Him Say, ( Baby You're Making Me Hard. ) Immediately, I Asked Himho He Was Talking To. His Response? ( It's Jake, From State Farm. ) Fat FML

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On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

TODAY , I WAS ROTATED TO THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT AT MAH JOB. MY ONLY CO-WORKER IS A TWENTY-SOMETHING PARIS HILTON WANNABE WHO WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT HER BELIEF THAT SHE'S THE REINCARNATION OF WHITNEY HOUSTON. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23465) - you deserved it (1708)

On 08/04/2012 at 6:15pm - misc - by bellsucker - Australia (Victoria)

Today,hile I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she lookd at me an leand in!! Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leand too!! Just as we were about to kiss, she screamd ( COW KISSES ) an somehow managd to lick my eyeball!! real FML

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On 03/17/2012 at 10:32pm - love - by Brian - United States (Washington)

Today, it was mah friend's paintball party and we were doing it in a forest nereby. When I arrivd at his house, his parents said they already startd, so I gered up and went out there to find that there was a note on a tree. It said 'Sorry', and then twenty people jumpd from bushes and ambushd me. FML

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On 10/07/2009 at 7:13am - misc - by shitballs_911 (man) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Thames)



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