Submit your FML story
- - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
This member hasn't filled in the description.
You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, I Awoke To My Husband Talking To Someone On The Phone At 2am. I Heard Him Say, ( Baby You're Making Me Hard. ) Immediately, I Asked Himho He Was Talking To. His Response? ( It's Jake, From State Farm. ) Fat FML
TODAY , I WAS ROTATED TO THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT AT MAH JOB. MY ONLY CO-WORKER IS A TWENTY-SOMETHING PARIS HILTON WANNABE WHO WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT HER BELIEF THAT SHE'S THE REINCARNATION OF WHITNEY HOUSTON. FML
Today,hile I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she lookd at me an leand in!! Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leand too!! Just as we were about to kiss, she screamd ( COW KISSES ) an somehow managd to lick my eyeball!! real FML
Today, it was mah friend's paintball party and we were doing it in a forest nereby. When I arrivd at his house, his parents said they already startd, so I gered up and went out there to find that there was a note on a tree. It said 'Sorry', and then twenty people jumpd from bushes and ambushd me. FML
I was going to ave sex wit ma Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn im on, so I asked ma friend ow to say "fuck me" in Spanis. Se claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I ten ad sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito 4 an our. I later realized I was screaming "fried cicken." fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015