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by Anonymous / 02/23/2014 at 12:29pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, I was at the mall with a couple of friends when we saw a couple of cute boys. I made eye contact with the cutest one. Flustered, I giggled, only to send a wad of snot flying out of my nose. FML
by Anonymous / 02/21/2014 at 9:47pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML
by anonymous / 08/20/2009 at 2:22am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Soapy / 06/28/2009 at 3:23am / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to tell my mother what I thought about religion. I've been raised catholic. I told her I was converting to Wicca, to which she sort of nodded and walked away. I went into my room to study with my earbuds in, music loud. I walked out to see a cross nailed above my door. FML
by Sigh / 05/23/2009 at 1:50am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
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