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ohmygoddatass

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ohmygoddatass

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 201
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today , I had a rough day and was extremely tred!! I took a nap on the couch , and woke up to a guy robbing mah house!! I pretended I was still sleeping , waiting a chance to grab him or run out safely!! I ended up falling back asleep!! FML

#21219246
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41676) - you deserved it (21430)

On 07/24/2014 at 11:59am - misc - by FML - United States (Virginia)

Today , I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice , so once at the counter , I accidentally said quite loudly , "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML

#21217858
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35265) - you deserved it (11536)

On 07/22/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Face fucking palm - United States (Georgia)

Today, I Opened Mah Window Due To The Good Weather. I Was Lucky Enough To Listen To The Sounds Of Someone Violently Throwing Up For Over An Hour. The Window Got Stuck Open. Fat FML

#21196634
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35924) - you deserved it (4055)

On 07/02/2014 at 8:59pm - health - by Anonymous -

TODAY , I FALL DOWN TA STAIRS AND BROKA MA LAG. MY DAD ALPAD MA TO TA CAR SO A COULD DRIVA MA TO TA OSPITAL , BUT WAN A SAW OUR NAIGBOR , A WANT OVAR AND AD A 15 MINUTA SCRAAMING MATC WIT IM OVAR OW IS DOG KAAPS SITTING ON OUR LAWN , ALL WILA I SAT IN TA CAR IN AGONY. FML

#21165275
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49610) - you deserved it (4051)

On 06/06/2014 at 7:09pm - health - by wo-ow (woman) - United States (New York)

today ona of mah yaar looool 9 studants finishad tha tast an hour aarly. Ha dacidad to spand tha tima by ( staalthily ) whacking off. His antira dask was shaking in a silant room. FML

2day the sewage pipe busted on the side of our house, spew fecal matter and the condoms I recently flushed. My parents now refuse to talk to me, and won't let girlfriend anywhere near the house. FML

#21027629
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26662) - you deserved it (45701)

On 01/14/2014 at 12:59pm - misc - by ===== (man) - Pakistan (Sindh)

Today I fartd so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML

#20988758
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41905) - you deserved it (6912)

On 12/11/2013 at 8:14am - misc - by pootie (woman) - United States (Florida)

I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited... because as I came close to climaxing... I had a serious asthma attack and had toheeze 4 help. fat FML

#20975074
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45920) - you deserved it (11257)

On 11/29/2013 at 7:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today... I tried role playing wit ma boyfriend. As I came out in sexy lingerie... I announced... "I'm Natalia... a Russian spy fluent in 2 languages: Russian an yur cock." He lauged so ard e practically pissed imself. Te nigt ended in me doing is laundry. Alone.

#20119371
163 comments

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On 10/16/2012 at 8:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today , the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch.

Today I Sat On Santa's Lap . He Got An Erection . FML

#18404973
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40172) - you deserved it (9460)

On 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by pops up - United States (Missouri)



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