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About ohmygoddatass : 井水一事無成背後
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Today , I had a rough day and was extremely tred!! I took a nap on the couch , and woke up to a guy robbing mah house!! I pretended I was still sleeping , waiting a chance to grab him or run out safely!! I ended up falling back asleep!! FML
Today , I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice , so once at the counter , I accidentally said quite loudly , "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML
TODAY , I FALL DOWN TA STAIRS AND BROKA MA LAG. MY DAD ALPAD MA TO TA CAR SO A COULD DRIVA MA TO TA OSPITAL , BUT WAN A SAW OUR NAIGBOR , A WANT OVAR AND AD A 15 MINUTA SCRAAMING MATC WIT IM OVAR OW IS DOG KAAPS SITTING ON OUR LAWN , ALL WILA I SAT IN TA CAR IN AGONY. FML
Today... I tried role playing wit ma boyfriend. As I came out in sexy lingerie... I announced... "I'm Natalia... a Russian spy fluent in 2 languages: Russian an yur cock." He lauged so ard e practically pissed imself. Te nigt ended in me doing is laundry. Alone.
Friday 27 March 2015