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ohmygeezz
  • Town/Country : Here, Ca
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 September 1987 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 607
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ohmygeezz : Happy/love to have fun/love to be fun

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Today, I was late to dinner with my anal-retentive parents because my boyfriend was too busy making cock puppets in the shower to get ready to go. FML

#8339859 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (7973) - you deserved it (1710)

On 02/16/2010 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by tacolove69 - United States (California)

Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML

#8317685 (284)

I agree, your life sucks (14697) - you deserved it (3597)

On 02/15/2010 at 10:10pm - intimacy - by sadsexer23 - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was playing piano for a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turns to me and screams at me to stop. I had turned the page and had begun to play "Let's call the whole thing off." FML

#2730448 (84)

I agree, your life sucks (7498) - you deserved it (32896)

On 06/08/2009 at 8:14pm - work - by Chipper (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was in my room and I drew a Harry Potter lightning bolt on my forehead in eyeliner because it cheers me up. Then some friends came over randomly, so we went out to get yogurt, and when I got back I realized the lightning bolt was still there. I'm in college. FML

#150971 (135)

I agree, your life sucks (8687) - you deserved it (56515)

On 02/27/2009 at 3:57am - misc - by Fenny (woman) - United States (California)