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ohmy_god

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 October 1987 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2499
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ohmy_god : I'm 21 living in Austin. Word.

ohmy_god's page activity

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Fucked!<b>minhas6096</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 11:21pm

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How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

ohmy_god's favorite FMLs

Today, I was talking to a guy at the bar and I told him I was a biology major. He promptly said, "NEXT" and moved on to the girl next to me. FML

by biomajor / 02/07/2009 at 2:07am / United States (North Carolina) / Love

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

by hahahehehohohoo / 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I was playing with 3 kids I look after. The middle one has just learned about sex and started chanting that I had done it with the eldest as a joke. We were in the garden and the neighbours heard. Now I am fired, have to leave the house and am being investigated by the police. FML

by Jack / 02/01/2009 at 3:54am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy

Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML

by kiddo / 01/28/2009 at 10:42am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, in the forest, I hit my foot against a half-buried metal thing. I dug into the ground, and found a beautiful box, heavy enough to not be empty. I imagined myself with gold coins. Inside was the corpse of a cat. FML

by mainche / 01/20/2009 at 2:13am / Miscellaneous