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by Anonymous / 05/28/2013 at 1:05am / United States / Animals
Today, it was my wedding. Every good wedding has slutty wedding sex, and I thought it would be over after my cousin and his girlfriend were caught in the parking lot. I was wrong, the sluttiest wedding sex goes to my drunk husband and sister in the coat room. FML
by lizzie / 05/25/2013 at 2:55am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
Today, while at hospital with a broken arm, I was asked to raise my hand onto the x-ray machine. I told the nurse I couldn't move it without extreme pain. She told me to suck it up, picked up my arm, and dropped it on the machine. I could feel the bone completely separate. FML
by mackmackey / 05/18/2013 at 7:15pm / United States (Arizona) / Health
by well great. / 05/17/2013 at 6:28pm / United States (Mississippi) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to explain to my husband why I was assuming that he was planning to attend my graduation ceremonies for my PhD next week. He still doesn't understand why he has to be there, and is pissed that he will miss his weekly pub crawl with his friends. FML
by married life / 05/16/2013 at 1:58am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, after coming home from school, I found that two birds have made a nest above the porch light. This wouldn't be a problem if they stopped attacking me every time I get within 5 feet of them. FML
by Locked Out / 05/14/2013 at 3:11pm / United States / Animals
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth filled. The nurse just finished taking my info when the doctor came in and started drilling. Through my chorus of screams he realized he'd forgotten to numb me. His only response was, "Guess I forgot to numb ya, huh?" while giggling. FML
by toothache / 05/14/2013 at 8:03am / United States (Illinois) / Health
Today, I found out that my daughter has been stuffing my push-up bras and lipstick into her backpack, putting them on at school, and taking them off before she gets home. She's 9. The only reason I found out is because her teacher reported me to social services. FML
by Anonymous / 04/09/2013 at 4:42pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by lonelygirl / 04/09/2013 at 12:59am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Zxz / 04/08/2013 at 5:51pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/05/2013 at 7:23am / Australia (Queensland) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/02/2013 at 2:14pm / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Love
Today, I was feeling sick and fainted while teaching my kindergarten class. I came to when one boy poured a cup of water on my face. Three kids were crying into my walkie talkie telling the office I was dead, and the rest of the class had disappeared. FML
by kindergarten teacher / 03/23/2013 at 9:25am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I was on the subway when I felt like I was going to faint. I got off the train at the next stop, walked to a bench, but fell over and passed out. When I woke up, I looked around at at least 25 people, who had stepped around me, passed out, in the middle of the platform. FML
by wowthanksworld / 03/22/2013 at 11:42am / United States / Transportation
Today, at college, I finally talked myself into confessing my feelings to a girl I really like. Her response was to threaten to sue me. For what, exactly? I have no goddamned idea. I just don't understand people anymore. FML
by forever single, I guess / 03/15/2013 at 6:43pm / United States / Love
- Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed… Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she… Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy…