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About ohjoy15 : I like track and field, breaking bad, and my piano. Born and raised in Kenya!

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Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35802) - you deserved it (10439) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/23/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by thekriss - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer, until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML


I agree, your life sucks (24698) - you deserved it (2016)

On 08/20/2012 at 5:14am - misc - by scared to leave the house (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, at work, I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant, fifteen-year-old, brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out for being rude by using words from a "foreign language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML


I agree, your life sucks (34241) - you deserved it (2119)

On 08/11/2012 at 3:37pm - work - by mikeissad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I discovered that my expensive new shampoo smells exactly like my ex-girlfriend. So now, whenever I shower, I'm showered with depression. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23953) - you deserved it (4468)

On 06/10/2012 at 5:14pm - love - by anon - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML


I agree, your life sucks (27069) - you deserved it (2839)

On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got the feeling that my phone smelt of cigarettes and B.O. I smelt it, realised that it was my hands that smelt, then got confused and thought maybe it was my nose piercing that smelt. I then realised my psychology class was watching me trying to smell my own nose. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6282) - you deserved it (24675)

On 03/28/2012 at 10:03pm - misc - by Cass - Australia

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19974) - you deserved it (39267)

On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, I went with my friend door-to-door selling chocolates. We went to the first house, and the guy decided to buy a chocolate from each of us. He didn't have change and neither did we, so he just took the chocolates and slammed the door in our face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22393) - you deserved it (6350)

On 12/18/2011 at 8:52pm - money - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I discovered my wife and I have referred to our two-year-old as 'cutie' or 'beautiful' so many times she won't respond to her own name. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12420) - you deserved it (38568)

On 11/21/2011 at 1:23am - kids - by BadFather (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my six year old nephew told me to peel off my skin because, "They say you look prettier on the inside." FML


I agree, your life sucks (28582) - you deserved it (3048)

On 09/03/2011 at 10:36am - kids - by abby181 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22295) - you deserved it (67269)

On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States

Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33681) - you deserved it (11163)

On 07/12/2011 at 9:26am - misc - by turtle - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (30313) - you deserved it (5920)

On 07/04/2011 at 8:25pm - misc - by brittbrat4 - United States

Today, I asked a coworker if she would cover for me on Easter because I want to spend it with my 3 year old daughter. She said no because she wants to spend Easter with her kids, too. She doesn't have kids. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32952) - you deserved it (6406)

On 04/23/2011 at 4:54pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33458) - you deserved it (3921)

On 12/18/2010 at 4:11am - love - by anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

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