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  • Number of visits : 687
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About ohioain : Name's Michaela(: in a relationship
I love watching movies, laughing, spending quality time with friends, texting, going on walks, & site seeing.
I hate text slang, people with big egos, the color red, and bugs):
Haha. Anywho, message me. I love making new friends !

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Today, I discovered that my husband is a tad paranoid after finding out that our cat has worms. He and I were in the middle of sharing a romantic shower following something of a dry spell when he bent over, spread his cheeks apart and asked, in earnest, "is there a worm sticking out of my ass?" FML

#12926382
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34177) - you deserved it (3308)

On 09/06/2010 at 12:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was walking to school. When I was about halfway there, someone put a gun to the back of my head and told me to give him all my money. As I slowly turned around, I saw it was my dad putting a banana to my head. FML

#7700878
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34954) - you deserved it (5062)

On 01/30/2010 at 8:16am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains. The shadow turned out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub. I ran out of the bathroom screaming and naked. My little sister came to my door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML

#6712676
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12227) - you deserved it (37736)

On 12/11/2009 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, at 4am, I remembered that I had not studied for my Spanish exam. I panicked, jumped out of bed, and frantically began searching for my notebook. It wasn't until I destroyed my desk and woke up my roommate that I realized that I'm not enrolled in Spanish this semester. It was a nightmare. FML

#6537885
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31523) - you deserved it (8773)

On 11/30/2009 at 7:19pm - misc - by Stressmess - United States (Vermont)

Today, my cell phone rang while I was still asleep. I picked it up, half asleep, only to find it was a wrong number from some guy. Three minutes later I receive a text message saying "Hey, you sound cute..." from the same number. I looked to see if he was local. I'm that desperate. FML

Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML

#774931
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (170403) - you deserved it (27465)

On 04/02/2009 at 10:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

#21834
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80008) - you deserved it (24756)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)

Today, it's been 2 weeks since I lost my virginity and I've already had sex with 3 guys. I think I'm a nympho. FML

#723
11 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10857) - you deserved it (73101)

On 01/07/2009 at 3:16am - intimacy - by sexaddict - Sent from mobile version



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