Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

ohioain

Offline (the 03/03/2015 at 7:00pm) | Search for a member

ohioain

0Fucked!

ohioainohioain
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 728
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About ohioain : Name's Michaela(: in a relationship
I love watching movies, laughing, spending quality time with friends, texting, going on walks, & site seeing.
I hate text slang, people with big egos, the color red, and bugs):
Haha. Anywho, message me. I love making new friends !

ohioain's page activity

Visits<b>CosmicElk</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 5:03am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 11:44am<b>Jeeper4Life</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 1:35pm<b>weekendhero</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 3:41am<b>johnnynumnuts</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 7:02pm<b>xninix</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 10:48pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 2:40pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 4:28am<b>Martinez0285</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 11:20pm<b>morondon000</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 3:07pm<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 01/22/2015 at 1:40am<b>xBeats</b> - the 01/14/2015 at 2:27am<b>deusetnatura</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 4:41pm<b>SquidgyOmAm</b> - the 12/18/2014 at 8:40pm<b>xMrsCarlilex</b> - the 10/19/2014 at 9:47am<b>xokpxo</b> - the 09/30/2014 at 3:16am<b>Noah197099</b> - the 09/21/2014 at 12:59pm<b>Aero_x</b> - the 09/13/2014 at 6:49am

ohioain's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

See all of ohioain's badges

ohioain's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized I'm so desperate for money that I started to watch Breaking Bad to learn how to make meth. I stopped, not because I decided it was a bad idea, but because it looks too hard. FML

#20130198
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8041) - you deserved it (24606)

On 10/23/2012 at 6:47pm - money - by Yo Mr. White! ... BETCH! - United States (California)

Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML

#20048535
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8639) - you deserved it (25890)

On 08/29/2012 at 9:33pm - misc - by nolife - United States (Virginia)

Today, my OCD boyfriend stopped mid-way through sex just to crack all ten of his knuckles after accidentally cracking one. FML

#19990567
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27960) - you deserved it (4352)

On 07/29/2012 at 9:34am - intimacy - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I received a "get well soon" card in the mail, which I found just a little odd, since I was feeling completely fine. Not an hour later, I tripped and fell down a flight of stairs. FML

#19981576
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25828) - you deserved it (2120)

On 07/24/2012 at 1:36pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML

#19734981
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27227) - you deserved it (2847)

On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML

#19131405
412 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40117) - you deserved it (5849)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I walked out onto the driveway to find my mom standing on the wet pavement, screaming at the worms that had come out after the rain, saying that they were "on private property" and that they were "trespassing." All of our neighbors had come out of their houses to watch. FML

#19085397
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26571) - you deserved it (1963)

On 02/15/2012 at 12:47pm - misc - by jess (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML

#17526290
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34908) - you deserved it (4653)

On 08/20/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by W1D0 - United States (Illinois)

Today, my friend and I went for a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML

#17447833
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43539) - you deserved it (6419)

On 08/12/2011 at 3:44am - animals - by squishylog - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML

#16774144
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37272) - you deserved it (11892)

On 06/21/2011 at 12:46am - love - by holdengurl18 - China

Today, I discovered that my new boyfriend is the type of guy who, when there is a conflict, will just scream "I LOVE YOU" over and over hoping that it will solve itself instead of actually trying to work the problem out. FML

#16055177
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37515) - you deserved it (7349)

On 05/05/2011 at 10:40am - love - by sad (woman) - United Kingdom (Somerset)

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

#15985772
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39261) - you deserved it (7427)

On 04/30/2011 at 1:06am - love - by Imrickar - United States

Today, at the supermarket, my mother stopped in the middle of a lane and imitated a gorilla as a way of asking me from far away if I wanted any bananas. FML

#14616201
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26949) - you deserved it (3872) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML

#13961788
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33308) - you deserved it (10929)

On 11/24/2010 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Heyy - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML

#13055136
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25046) - you deserved it (17438)

On 09/14/2010 at 10:43pm - love - by migsman (man) - United States (Connecticut)



FML's blog

  • Essa's illustrated FML
  • Yesterday was labor day in the US. FML is international, and and specifically US-centric, but we still sat around doing nothing because we'll take any excuse to do anything. We'll endorse any national…

Friday 1 May 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: