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  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 November 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today I decided to use mah mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling mah anger she told me looool to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML

#2238808
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51337) - you deserved it (18312)

On 05/24/2009 at 12:03pm - misc - by untitledentity (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, mah dog startad to hump mah lag. Ha always doas this an I haard that humping tha dog back assartad dominanca. Wall, I dacidad to, an I dry humpad him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you lika that!" And than mah mom walkad in. FML

#2026481
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33689) - you deserved it (146294)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML

#1900118
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18566) - you deserved it (128332)

On 05/13/2009 at 11:35am - love - by your_mother - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I walkd into mah dorm to fine mah roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose . FML

#1346080
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83532) - you deserved it (5678)

On 04/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by calliefml (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was responsible for taking care of Hoppers, the rabbit belonging to mah sons 3rd grade class . Tomorrow mah son returns Hoppers so the next student can care for him . That won't be happening because Hoppers hoppd out mah 5th story window . FML

#1091481
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61439) - you deserved it (13948)

On 04/18/2009 at 5:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was eating some left over Easter peanut MandMs at work, when I exclaimd "oh cool, they have E's on them for Easter" . It took me a couple of minutes, but I eventually realizd that I was looking at a regular MandM sideways . Definitely looool explains my coworkers uncontrollable laughter . FML

#1023184
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13466) - you deserved it (71245)

On 04/16/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by StewPit (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

I was looool walking troug te park eating fries. Tere was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. Tey didn't seem too interested, so I trew some fries down as I walked by to try and elp er out. About 2 minute later, I eard screaming. A uge group of pigeon were attacking te old woman. FML

#966989
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51641) - you deserved it (18218)

On 04/14/2009 at 10:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

I was looool walking troug te park eating fries. Tere was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. Tey didn't seem too interested, so I trew some fries down as I walked by to try and elp er out. About 2 minute later, I eard screaming. A uge group of pigeon were attacking te old woman. FML

#966989
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51641) - you deserved it (18218)

On 04/14/2009 at 10:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

2day cops showd up at my apartment demanding to look inside . Satisfid with the search , they told me they had receivd a noise complaint . More specifically , hearing screams someone believd a grl was getting rapd . I had two friends over and we had been wrestling . The three of us are male . FML

#966967
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70898) - you deserved it (25428)

On 04/14/2009 at 10:05am - intimacy - by Obee (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today I found out my blood type is B. My parents r type A and type O. It's not genetically possible to be blood type B if yur parents r A and O. Tis means I am eiter an adoptee a mutant or an illegitimate cild. FML

#915764
431 comments

I agree, your life sucks (168744) - you deserved it (8500)

On 04/11/2009 at 3:14pm - misc - by hedgehog5 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I came home expecting a surprise party!! It was mah brthday an I had overhered mah friend planning it all week!! Nobody was there!! It turns out the party they were planning was fir mah friend's dog's brthday!! fat FML

#884273
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62858) - you deserved it (4122)

On 04/09/2009 at 11:11am - misc - by sheryl_m (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today... my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for anoter guy. Se said se's looking for someoneo can financially provide for er in te future. Te dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical scool. FML

#341783
544 comments

I agree, your life sucks (519336) - you deserved it (35291)

On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)

yesterday my 5 year old nephew showd me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I looool smild an said, ( Wow! Now, how about some blue martians! ) He lookd at me an replid, ( How about some blue shut the fuck up?! ) FML

#56665
512 comments

I agree, your life sucks (241567) - you deserved it (82257)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today... my grlfriend broke up with me and said I was not 'Christian enough' fir her. Later I found out she had been cheating on me with my best friend.



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