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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 March 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 344
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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ohhaixp's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML

by quickfingers100 / 07/22/2011 at 9:38am / United Kingdom / Intimacy

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to help, I slowly say, "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says, "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

by Tourist / 03/26/2009 at 3:19am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous