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  • Town/Country : Martinsburg
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Today, I was in IKEA, furniture shopping with my dad. He was looking at one couch that was particularly small. I said "dad that couch is for like a midget." I look over to see a midget looking at me, sitting on the same couch in a different color. He definitely heard me. FML

#809473 (135)

I agree, your life sucks (20251) - you deserved it (46762)

On 04/04/2009 at 11:40pm - misc - by Nikki (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML

#719955 (120)

I agree, your life sucks (58524) - you deserved it (2987)

On 03/31/2009 at 3:04am - misc - by Krissy. (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at QuickTrip. As I was leaving, I passed a woman who was saying "stay" very sternly through her open driver's side door. I smiled as I passed, saying "Your dog wants to follow you huh? I've been there." She glared at me and said "No. That's my son. He's mentally challenged." FML

#628837 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (37157) - you deserved it (18839)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:39pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was texting two people at once. Trying to respond to my friend's text, I accidentally clicked on this guy's name instead, who I've never met. He just told me about his grandma's funeral he went to that was an open casket. I responded with, "Haha wow you slut, I'm sure you were aroused." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19020) - you deserved it (59794)

On 03/25/2009 at 10:48pm - misc - by ohhotdamn (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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