Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

ohdearkristen

Search for a member

ohdearkristen

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2215
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

ohdearkristen's page activity

Visits<b>Rocklee1231</b> - the 12/17/2011 at 9:49pm<b>kingghidorah</b> - the 11/26/2011 at 12:15am<b>bretonia</b> - the 08/01/2010 at 3:52am<b>nicholasjdiez</b> - the 07/30/2010 at 9:22pm<b>That_Guy_Jake_JR</b> - the 07/30/2010 at 4:36pm<b>loselos</b> - the 07/30/2010 at 3:15pm<b>281go</b> - the 07/30/2010 at 2:01pm<b>Trollz4daLULZ</b> - the 07/30/2010 at 1:44pm<b>churchitup</b> - the 07/30/2010 at 1:36pm<b>hockeyplayer2693</b> - the 07/15/2010 at 4:08pm<b>EvilSanta4</b> - the 07/08/2010 at 3:43am<b>I_Deserved_It</b> - the 07/07/2010 at 6:24pm<b>AlexZB</b> - the 07/07/2010 at 4:19pm<b>fastfox</b> - the 07/07/2010 at 11:51am<b>Ilovelife07</b> - the 07/07/2010 at 10:11am<b>ncbeach22</b> - the 07/07/2010 at 9:54am<b>mr_rice</b> - the 07/07/2010 at 7:49am<b>FattySock</b> - the 07/07/2010 at 5:03am

ohdearkristen's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

ohdearkristen's favorite FMLs

Today, while showering, my 3 year old son comes to the bathroom and puts on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterward, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML

#807564
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37941) - you deserved it (85932)

On 04/04/2009 at 10:10pm - kids - by heytherexo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis". Then he asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

#794025
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71064) - you deserved it (18403)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was supposed to see an apartment. 30 minutes after I was to meet the owner, she still hadn't shown. I called her. When I got no response, I was annoyed and kept calling. Finally, she answered, said, "I'm in the hospital with my father. He just died. Please stop calling me," and hung up. FML

#220421
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46779) - you deserved it (19030)

On 03/05/2009 at 7:51pm - misc - by ohboy (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend and his family had invited me to go on a Tropical family trip with them. When we got to the airport, security stopped me and opened my carry-on bag. I'd forgotten about the no-liquids rule. They took out a bottle of Massage Oil, Lube, Vagasil and Nair. His whole family saw. FML

#173589
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24429) - you deserved it (64104)

On 03/01/2009 at 6:38pm - intimacy - by Kammy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML

#170978
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46683) - you deserved it (157619)

On 03/01/2009 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by thissucks (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

#38789
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48072) - you deserved it (7820)

On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up and I'm still in the Marine Corps. FML

#2960
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16012) - you deserved it (37852)

On 01/28/2009 at 4:24am - work - by carboat - United States (California)

Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML

#2154
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7990) - you deserved it (55438)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:06am - love - by Benji - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML

#768
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33094) - you deserved it (2538)

On 12/31/2008 at 10:49pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version



FML's blog

  • Krumla's Illustrated FML
  • It's Friday, so a bold font is required. I was sitting in my caravan by the side of busy road cooking cocktail sausages over a gas stove when I realised it was time to start writing something about this…

Friday 24 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: