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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 August 1980 (34 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I knocked over a display case at a mall, shattering hundreds of dollars in goods. Embarrassed, I tried to scurry out of the nearest door without being seen. I scuttled right into the janitor's closet, the door automatically locking behind me. I waited for an hour to be let out. FML

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