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by RachelVanLannen9 / 07/11/2010 at 9:35pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by awkwardsituation / 07/11/2010 at 4:05am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by nowsingle / 07/03/2010 at 12:04am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by slut / 07/01/2010 at 9:07pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating a chip I felt something between my teeth, It was pubic hair. I soon realized my dad was scratching his testicles while eating chips. FML
by Anonymous / 06/24/2010 at 8:14pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
Today, I learned that dirty talk does NOT get me off. My boyfriend and I were having sex and I said "I'm going to come" during the beginning of my orgasm. My orgasm immediately stopped right after I said that. I turned myself off. FML
by Anonymous / 06/17/2010 at 6:56pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 06/11/2010 at 12:56am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly, he grabbed my 'lower' lips and moved them in a talking motion, proclaiming that "the talking vagina declares war and wants to conquer the great penis." FML
by thetalkingvagina / 06/09/2010 at 7:34am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML
by elevenharries / 06/03/2010 at 4:54am / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/02/2010 at 2:17pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by lonelyandbored / 05/30/2010 at 8:19pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/26/2010 at 8:03am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when her cat attacked me. I was pissed, so I grabbed the cat and rushed outside to get rid of it. Little did I know, her parents were home, sitting outside. So I was naked, with a feral cat in front of my junk trying to kill me. All I could say was "Nice Weather?" FML
by Anonymous / 05/25/2010 at 7:33pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Intimacy
by fml1977 / 03/04/2010 at 1:43am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by DallasGal / 02/14/2010 at 11:31am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
- Today, I’m teaching French in a university in India. One of the students asked me if Paris was the… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish…