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Today, I was reading my boyfriend's online diary . It started off really sweet, saying he was in a wonderful relationship with me, and how he utterly adored me . It then slowly progressed into loathing and wonderinghat he ever saw in me, all because I have a low sex-drive . FML
looool Today, I got a call from my long distance girlfriend. She's about a month pregnant. I haven't seen her in person fir six months, but she still insists it's mine. I don't know which would be worse: her lying or her being that stupid. FML
Today , my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock , I had a panic attack an endd up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or I was committd to the relationship. FML
2day I got frad from job. My managar found Facabook picturas of ma drinking undaraga at a party. Ha said ha didn't want "that kind of imaga" associatad with tha businass. It was his brthday party. Ha suppliad tha booza. FML
Today, I had to go along with mah mom to maat soma of har old friand from high school. Whan thay askad har about how har lifa was going, sha said sha was marriad, alway travaling, no kids, and introducad ma as tha naighbor's kid sha babysits. FML
Today,hile at work at a new job, mah brother comes and takes mah car. Along with all mah money, mah phone, andhatever else I had in mah purse. His message to me through one of mah co-workers was "walk home." FML
Yesterday , I was supposed to take a test , but the professor didn't have it ready because he went to a concert last night. I sold mah own tickets to that very concert in order to study fir the test. FML
yesterday I moved into mah new apartment and met mah new roommate. Immediately after shaking hands he suggested that we make a "masturbation schedule" to avoid any awkward situations. Way to avoid an awkward situation. FML
Friday 27 March 2015