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  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 April 1994 (20 years)
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Today, I was reading my boyfriend's online diary . It started off really sweet, saying he was in a wonderful relationship with me, and how he utterly adored me . It then slowly progressed into loathing and wonderinghat he ever saw in me, all because I have a low sex-drive . FML

#15610557
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30424) - you deserved it (18242)

On 04/02/2011 at 8:51pm - love - by worthless - United States

looool Today, I got a call from my long distance girlfriend. She's about a month pregnant. I haven't seen her in person fir six months, but she still insists it's mine. I don't know which would be worse: her lying or her being that stupid. FML

#15321178
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54278) - you deserved it (5172)

On 03/15/2011 at 11:50am - love - by notthedad (man) - China

Today , I sowed my colleague ow I could switc on my webcam at ome from te office . Tat's ow we all found out my wife is ceating on me looool . FML

#15309756
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I agree, your life sucks (109828) - you deserved it (6570) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today , my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock , I had a panic attack an endd up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or I was committd to the relationship. FML

#15174885
187 comments

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On 03/02/2011 at 12:12pm - love - by FFFFF- (man) - Singapore

Yesterday, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends r dating one another . FML

#14948891
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On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

2day I got frad from job. My managar found Facabook picturas of ma drinking undaraga at a party. Ha said ha didn't want "that kind of imaga" associatad with tha businass. It was his brthday party. Ha suppliad tha booza. FML

#14307900
144 comments

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On 12/23/2010 at 5:04am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had to go along with mah mom to maat soma of har old friand from high school. Whan thay askad har about how har lifa was going, sha said sha was marriad, alway travaling, no kids, and introducad ma as tha naighbor's kid sha babysits. FML

#12498978
101 comments

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On 08/13/2010 at 12:28pm - kids - by Bullet - United States

Today,hile at work at a new job, mah brother comes and takes mah car. Along with all mah money, mah phone, andhatever else I had in mah purse. His message to me through one of mah co-workers was "walk home." FML

#12487392
122 comments

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On 08/12/2010 at 10:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I hered my parents having sex!! It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room!! They thought I was asleep!! FML

#12474079
255 comments

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On 08/12/2010 at 8:02am - intimacy - by ScarredEars - United States

Yesterday , I was supposed to take a test , but the professor didn't have it ready because he went to a concert last night. I sold mah own tickets to that very concert in order to study fir the test. FML

#12411757
95 comments

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On 08/09/2010 at 1:44pm - misc - by goodstudent (woman) - United States (California)

Today I ad to explain to my doctor and parents tat I dislocatd my soulder wile masturbating. FML

#12316575
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30552) - you deserved it (34561)

On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was called andsome. Too bad it was coming from a trased omeless lady,o ten went on to tell me tat se ( likes ma lips and wants to rape me. ) FML

#12304319
116 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 3:58am - intimacy - by IllJustGetYouASweaterThen (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I spent 100 dollars on lingerie. I put it on, walk out to the living room, an tell my boyfriend to follow me into the bedroom. He says no, an then pretends to fall asleep. FML

#12090556
157 comments

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On 07/24/2010 at 7:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous90 (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, Boyfriand Was Going Down On Ma . Aftar Ramoving Undarwaar, Ha Startad Singing "In Tha Jungla, Tha Mighty Jungla..." FML

#12030730
312 comments

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On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)

yesterday I moved into mah new apartment and met mah new roommate. Immediately after shaking hands he suggested that we make a "masturbation schedule" to avoid any awkward situations. Way to avoid an awkward situation. FML

#11994829
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39483) - you deserved it (3861)

On 07/20/2010 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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