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ohdangkids
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 April 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 668
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24329) - you deserved it (3145)

On 07/31/2011 at 5:05am - misc - by brebre101 - Canada

Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22881) - you deserved it (1518)

On 07/31/2011 at 2:18am - misc - by isucksomuch - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I got back from camp. My camp-mates? A girl who refused to shower the entire week, a girl who threatened to hurt me several times, a snorer, my princess of a sister who took forever in the mornings, and a counselor who watched us sleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25271) - you deserved it (2020)

On 07/31/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by Tireddddddd (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11729) - you deserved it (1717)

On 07/30/2011 at 8:45pm - intimacy - by cutiekenz21 - United States (Oregon)

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend decided to sing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

#17304826 (339)

I agree, your life sucks (28568) - you deserved it (6941)

On 07/30/2011 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Taylor - United States (Texas)

Today, my 17 year old asked me whether to chew or swallow grapes. I raised this dumbass. FML

#17302566 (304)

I agree, your life sucks (21412) - you deserved it (11988)

On 07/29/2011 at 10:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

#17301663 (265)

I agree, your life sucks (10599) - you deserved it (1028)

On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML

#17301122 (180)

I agree, your life sucks (26779) - you deserved it (4482)

On 07/29/2011 at 7:36pm - kids - by Username - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that after he gets off work, he can find me in his room wearing something sexy. He responded with, "Please don't touch anything." FML

#17299203 (156)

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On 07/29/2011 at 3:56pm - intimacy - by Elizabeth (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized that since I started working full time, the only friend I have left is my cat. Lonely and bored out of my mind, I told him about my day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. FML

#17298828 (176)

I agree, your life sucks (22608) - you deserved it (4128)

On 07/29/2011 at 3:17pm - animals - by Username - United States (South Carolina)

Today, while walking home, the gods were kind enough to grace me with the sight of an old man jogging past me in nothing but a pair of short shorts. The image of his balls swinging to and fro underneath like a pendulum has been forever burned into my retinas. FML

#17298408 (231)

I agree, your life sucks (9698) - you deserved it (1504)

On 07/29/2011 at 2:26pm - misc - by someone - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex, and it was my first time being on top. I got so into it that when I went to put my hands on the wall for support, the shelf above my bed snapped, with my favorite little cactus falling onto his face. FML

#17294808 (247)

I agree, your life sucks (27380) - you deserved it (6562)

On 07/29/2011 at 3:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, after eating out with my boyfriend, we went for a drive, but ended up getting into an argument. I reached back to grab my bag and storm out of the car. He thought I was trying to take the restaurant's doggy bag and lunged at me. My boyfriend would rather save chicken than our relationship. FML

#17294621 (182)

I agree, your life sucks (23515) - you deserved it (4128)

On 07/29/2011 at 2:56am - love - by Tallulah (woman) - United Kingdom (Croydon)

Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML

#17294240 (103)

I agree, your life sucks (24798) - you deserved it (9174)

On 07/29/2011 at 2:19am - love - by failure - United States (California)

Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. FML

#17292941 (198)

I agree, your life sucks (24114) - you deserved it (4448)

On 07/29/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Indiana)