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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 July 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36456) - you deserved it (89465)

On 04/08/2009 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by blizzard_of_77 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my boyfriend of almost ten months who his top five women to have it off with would be. I was third. My mom was second. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (96479) - you deserved it (15930)

On 03/30/2009 at 8:39pm - misc - by lucky (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (83922) - you deserved it (26741)

On 03/10/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by deez_nutz (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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