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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 2738
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About ohcoolstorybro : Really bored. Message me and we can talk about anything. I will listen and I give some good advice

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Today, mom found a new way to get me to clean room. She pild everything from floor in front of wardrobe an padlockd dresser shut. The best part? She put the key in room. The worst part? She put over a hundrd decoys in there too. FML

#17880889
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10382) - you deserved it (34444)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:45pm - misc - by Kazuya - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a man punched me fir sleeping with his wife . Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't mah wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted fir sleeping with mah own girlfriend three years ago . FML

#17848518
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46721) - you deserved it (3593)

On 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I ad to explain to a woman I didn't know tat my usband was killed overseas . Se replied, "I know exactly ow you feel, my dog died last mont." FML

#17793526
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43866) - you deserved it (2992)

On 09/21/2011 at 3:01am - animals - by socks - United States

Today, mah boyfriend kindly informd me that if I ever got bitten during a zombie apocalypse, he'd love me enough to beat me to death with a tire iron. He said this because he's been having vivid dreams about it happening. I honestly don't knowhether he's joking or not. fat FML

#17775098
157 comments

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On 09/18/2011 at 8:23pm - love - by DeadScared (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I lerend wat it felt like to get sot in te nuts by an airsoft gun. Tank you, Mom. FML

#17634185
130 comments

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On 09/01/2011 at 6:52am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Taday my raligious parants wara hosting a family dinnar. Not only did looool wa hava to wait ovar an hour fir my grandma to finally show up... buthan sha did... sha had har 30 yaar old boytoy in tow. Apparantly... "Granny has naads too you know... hahaha!" Goodbya paacaful family. FML

#17471582
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25870) - you deserved it (2879)

On 08/14/2011 at 4:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

TODAY, I TOOK MY NEW BOYFRIEND TO A FAMILY DINNER. DESPITE HAVING MADE EVERYONE AGREE TO BE ON THERE BEST BEHAVIOR, MY GRANDMA SPEWED OBSCENITIES SUCH AS "FUCK ME SIDEWAYS, AREN'T YOU A CATCH?" AND "YOU JUST CAN'T PULL ASS LIKE THAT AT MY AGE" THROUGHOUT. FML

#17381048
143 comments

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On 08/05/2011 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by moonstone15 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, mah son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spankd him as punishment. When mah boss cummd over for dinner, mah son shoutd, "Daddy made me take mah punishment in the butt." FML

#17338982
335 comments

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On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)

Today... I Was At The Park With My Daughter. She Walked Up To A Boy At The Swings... Held Her Hand Out... And Said... "Hi I'm Vanessa... And Someday You'll Be Working 4 Me." FML

#16591956
46 comments

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On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)

looool Today , mah football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk , run to the other sideline , and scream , ( WELCOME TO SPARTA , BITCH! ) This would've been funny if he weren't also mah dad. FML

#15960632
175 comments

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On 04/28/2011 at 6:28am - misc - by spartanson -

YESTERDAY, WHILE STUCK IN A TRAFFIC JAM, MAH SON SILENTLY CHANGD MAH GEAR TO REVERSE. MEGA FML

#15248759
122 comments

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On 03/09/2011 at 4:52am - kids - by Anonymous - India (Karnataka)

Today, I started lessons on snowboarding. As soon as I got to te top of te ill, ma instructor pused me saying, ( Just believe, it'll come to you! ) He said tis just before I it a tree, breaking ma nose. FML

#15133250
80 comments

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On 02/27/2011 at 12:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, mah husband sent an email invite to his family about our daughter's upcoming brthday. Upon reading the email, his aunt clicked "reply all"hile emailing her husband an said, "I'd rather say we're out of town than see that dumb bitch our nephew calls his wife." FML

#14841865
102 comments

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On 02/04/2011 at 5:43pm - misc - by smbcolorado - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out how hard a lemon is to the nuts when being hurled by an angry grlfriend for loosing at Wii Sports!! FML

#14654944
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25212) - you deserved it (4575)

On 01/20/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by neverhavingkids (man) - United States (California)

yesterday while putting a drip in the back of an elderly patient's hand, he commentd that he didn't realise doctors had piercd nipples, but not to worry because he's only in the hospital "for the b*tches". FML

#14397838
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24623) - you deserved it (5335)

On 12/30/2010 at 4:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)



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