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ohboyscott
  • Town/Country : San Diego, America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 June 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 13050
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ohboyscott : Hello.
19. drug free. loving life. livin' it up in socal.

visit my myspace if you would like to chat. i enjoy talking to new people. www.myspace.com/scottragland

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Today, I went to Hot Topic to look for a poster of my friend's favorite band for her birthday. I found the perfect one, and I grabbed one from the bottom of the shelf that was rolled up into a long box. When she opened it at the restaurant, it was a picture of two naked girls touching each other. FML

#528307 (163)

I agree, your life sucks (21206) - you deserved it (45387)

On 03/22/2009 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

#527227 (490)

I agree, your life sucks (154497) - you deserved it (18168)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, was my first serious photoshoot as a male model for a high-end clothing line. It was a nude photoshoot, with kind of an Adam and Eve theme. After the first couple of pictures with the extremly sexy female model, I got a boner. There were still 100 shots left to go. FML

#512486 (190)

I agree, your life sucks (42630) - you deserved it (15689)

On 03/21/2009 at 4:11pm - intimacy - by Bden (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my friend and i thought it would be funny if we could both fit into her big sweatpants. When we tried to take a step, she fell on top of me. She started peeing uncontrollably. We had to cut ourselves out of the sweatpants. FML

#508489 (163)

I agree, your life sucks (42587) - you deserved it (26793)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by emilyxoxoxo - United States (New Jersey)