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oh_mi_shizzle

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 August 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4930
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About oh_mi_shizzle : Ummm...
I'm a pretty chill person who likes to have fun.
I can be a little nerdy sometimes but I love it.
I'm extremely lazy at times and love chocolate.
You could say I'm good looking but i'm not good at judgin myself.
Being different without trying us a quality of mine and one u have to get used to when ur around me.
all in all i like books, fun, and meetig new ppl.
If u wanna talk to me email me at kat_r25@hotmail.com if ur not a creeper. :)

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Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML

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