Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

oh_mi_shizzle

Search for a member

oh_mi_shizzle

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4570
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About oh_mi_shizzle : Ummm...
I'm a pretty chill person who likes to have fun.
I can be a little nerdy sometimes but I love it.
I'm extremely lazy at times and love chocolate.
You could say I'm good looking but i'm not good at judgin myself.
Being different without trying us a quality of mine and one u have to get used to when ur around me.
all in all i like books, fun, and meetig new ppl.
If u wanna talk to me email me at kat_r25@hotmail.com if ur not a creeper. :)

oh_mi_shizzle's page activity

Visits<b>rocker_chick23</b> - the 11/16/2014 at 11:59am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 10/14/2014 at 3:18pm<b>lammm</b> - the 09/12/2014 at 3:43pm<b>xGetMuted</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 7:11pm<b>Benjaminkamp</b> - the 08/15/2014 at 8:02am<b>Unkreative</b> - the 06/07/2014 at 10:33pm<b>Federgirl</b> - the 04/21/2014 at 1:25pm<b>rick1</b> - the 03/09/2014 at 6:38pm<b>euphoriagorillaz</b> - the 03/03/2014 at 10:11pm<b>toasty_narwals</b> - the 01/12/2014 at 5:06pm<b>dollyBaby87</b> - the 12/12/2013 at 5:30pm<b>TwistedSaint</b> - the 12/02/2013 at 4:58pm<b>Bookworm1315</b> - the 11/17/2013 at 5:19pm<b>UnderscoreGayDay</b> - the 11/15/2013 at 5:41pm<b>Dany93</b> - the 11/13/2013 at 3:24am<b>Clo239</b> - the 11/08/2013 at 12:39am<b>Dpac7</b> - the 10/19/2013 at 10:26pm<b>LokaS</b> - the 08/16/2013 at 9:38am

oh_mi_shizzle's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

oh_mi_shizzle's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML

#4055189
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64229) - you deserved it (6153)

On 07/26/2009 at 2:39pm - intimacy - by helpfulmom (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was my boyfriends birthday and I saw he was logged in on ooVoo. He sent me a request to video chat so I decided to take off all of my clothes to surprise him. Little did I know, his entire family was at his house and at the computer because he, "wanted to show them what a great girlfriend I am." FML

#4050970
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23524) - you deserved it (69699)

On 07/26/2009 at 9:05am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my family invited a bunch of their friends over for a party. At some point they decided to play some home videos from many years ago. In one of them, I was 7, I said, "Look Mommy! I can make my pee-pee bigger by doing this!" Everyone saw and laughed. FML

#4027991
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43648) - you deserved it (3970)

On 07/25/2009 at 10:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I am allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML

#3981210
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16097) - you deserved it (39969)

On 07/23/2009 at 3:43pm - animals - by emmey (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I came out to my dad. He called me weak minded and said that he has never been more disappointed in me. I didn't come out as gay. I came out as a vegetarian. FML

#3737947
368 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47075) - you deserved it (17391)

On 07/14/2009 at 2:58am - misc - by pkstarstorm (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was taking a shower and I saw a new body wash that said "radiance ribbons." That sounded a little effeminate, but it smelled manly enough and the only alternative was normal soap, so I used it. Just now, I stepped out into the sun and found out what "radiance ribbons" means. I sparkle. FML

#3639578
461 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59129) - you deserved it (30758)

On 07/10/2009 at 1:03pm - misc - by takinabreak (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML

#3055426
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14320) - you deserved it (90326)

On 06/20/2009 at 7:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland (Bern)

Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML

#1973147
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50719) - you deserved it (5814)

On 05/16/2009 at 7:26am - kids - by badmom101 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML

#1862791
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77310) - you deserved it (6064)

On 05/12/2009 at 12:19am - misc - by Karmas3itch - United States (Ohio)

Today, on my flight to Vegas, I was wishing that a really cute guy would come sit in the seat next to mine. A few minutes later, a really cute guy sat in the seat next to me and even started to talk to me. When I said, "I like rugged men." he said "Oh ya, me too! I really like buff guys also." FML

#831202
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63902) - you deserved it (11791)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:40am - love - by vela9002 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at this awesome party and I was dancing with this really attractive girl who started making out with me all of a sudden. Five minutes later, my friend told me that the girl had just given him a blowjob. FML

#225509
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61676) - you deserved it (10303)

On 03/06/2009 at 11:14am - intimacy - by cumguzzler - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML

#125499
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82321) - you deserved it (20458)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:32pm - intimacy - by Menareidiots (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML

#4044
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9606) - you deserved it (45098)

On 01/31/2009 at 9:43am - intimacy - by Ah hell - United States (Ohio)



FML's blog

  • K'Naye's illustrated FML
  • Woohoo it's the weekend! Winter is all around some of us, but not in our hearts. To help fight off the cold and seasonal depression, this week we're taking a look at love and tenderness. It's what keeps…

Friday 21 November 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: