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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4740
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About oh_mi_shizzle : Ummm...
I'm a pretty chill person who likes to have fun.
I can be a little nerdy sometimes but I love it.
I'm extremely lazy at times and love chocolate.
You could say I'm good looking but i'm not good at judgin myself.
Being different without trying us a quality of mine and one u have to get used to when ur around me.
all in all i like books, fun, and meetig new ppl.
If u wanna talk to me email me at kat_r25@hotmail.com if ur not a creeper. :)

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Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got license!! I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response!! I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested cuz he thought I was high!! FML

#4208437
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49583) - you deserved it (5006)

On 08/01/2009 at 3:24pm - misc - by Jesse (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was walking in the mountains when I tripped, I grabbed onto the fence in an attempt to soften fall. The fence was electric. FML

#4206061
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51933) - you deserved it (4146)

On 08/01/2009 at 12:49pm - misc - by Electronotfriend (woman) - Poland (Pomorskie)

Today, I was walking in the mountains when I tripped, I grabbed onto the fence in an attempt to soften fall. The fence was electric. FML

#4206061
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51933) - you deserved it (4146)

On 08/01/2009 at 12:49pm - misc - by Electronotfriend (woman) - Poland (Pomorskie)

Today , I gave my mother a pre-prepared deposit envelope with my fortnightly wage in it , in cash. I tell her exactly where the deposit box is an looool wat to do. I'm now desperately calling the bank cuz my mother accidentely put my $1200 deposit in the little trash can fir receipts under the ATM. FML

#4204069
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43843) - you deserved it (12769)

On 08/01/2009 at 10:08am - money - by outagrand (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, MAH DAD SENT ME AN E-MAIL WISHING ME A "HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY, SWEETHEART!" THE MESSAGE WENT ON AN ON ABOUT HOW MUCH HE LOVES AN MISSE ME AN WISHE WE WERE CLOSER, AN CAN'T BELIEVE HOW FAST I'M GROWING UP. I'M 23 AN MAH BIRTHDAY IS IN DECEMBER. FML

#4203551
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48551) - you deserved it (2466)

On 08/01/2009 at 9:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

TODAY, MAH DAD SENT ME AN E-MAIL WISHING ME A "HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY, SWEETHEART!" THE MESSAGE WENT ON AN ON ABOUT HOW MUCH HE LOVES AN MISSE ME AN WISHE WE WERE CLOSER, AN CAN'T BELIEVE HOW FAST I'M GROWING UP. I'M 23 AN MAH BIRTHDAY IS IN DECEMBER. FML

#4203551
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48551) - you deserved it (2466)

On 08/01/2009 at 9:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy !! I actd all cool and startd doing a sexy hair flip !! On the way back up from mah hair flip I hit mah head on a cellphone stand !! FML

#4203484
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8421) - you deserved it (54081)

On 08/01/2009 at 8:56am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

TODAY... GIRLFRIEND WANTED TO NAME PENIS. AFTER 5 MINUTE OF THINKING UP NAMES... SHE FINALLY PICKED ONE. SAY HELLO TO SQUIRTLE. FML

#4201087
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67157) - you deserved it (15366)

On 08/01/2009 at 3:44am - love - by NinjaPanda88 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my father taught my son to pee on trees outside. We went to the mall later and my son decided to practice what he'd lerened on a potted plant. FML

#4199907
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38249) - you deserved it (5688)

On 08/01/2009 at 2:35am - kids - by jcesom (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my father taught my son to pee on trees outside. We went to the mall later and my son decided to practice what he'd lerened on a potted plant. FML

#4199907
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38249) - you deserved it (5688)

On 08/01/2009 at 2:35am - kids - by jcesom (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I Went Fir A Run. I Endd Up Being Tackld By Two Cops, Handcuffd, And Draggd To The Station With No Explanation. Turns Out A House Nearby Had Been Robbd And The Best Description They Got Was 'A Man Running'. I Didn't Even Get An Apology. FML

#4196733
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56499) - you deserved it (2363)

On 08/01/2009 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I receivd numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approachd me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he an everyone else could totally see my ass. FML

#4178652
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11631) - you deserved it (54859)

On 07/31/2009 at 9:43am - misc - by EmBAREassed (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

today my family took me to a wig store saying I wouldn't feel so insecure about being bald cuz of my chemo treatments. When I told them I accepted myself an didn't want a wig, they came out an told me THEY couldn't accept it. looool My own family is embarrassed of me over something I can't control.

#4177051
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (91555) - you deserved it (3350)

On 07/31/2009 at 5:35am - misc - by Betrayed (woman) - United States (Florida)

today my family took me to a wig store saying I wouldn't feel so insecure about being bald cuz of my chemo treatments. When I told them I accepted myself an didn't want a wig, they came out an told me THEY couldn't accept it. looool My own family is embarrassed of me over something I can't control.

#4177051
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (91555) - you deserved it (3350)

On 07/31/2009 at 5:35am - misc - by Betrayed (woman) - United States (Florida)

today my friends and I decided to compare dick sizes one by one!! I was last and I was the smallest!! I was also the only Asian amongst my friends!! They now call me ( the stereotype )!! FML

#4157667
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41186) - you deserved it (26579)

On 07/30/2009 at 10:21am - intimacy - by verysadasian (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew



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