About oh_mi_shizzle : Ummm...
I'm a pretty chill person who likes to have fun.
I can be a little nerdy sometimes but I love it.
I'm extremely lazy at times and love chocolate.
You could say I'm good looking but i'm not good at judgin myself.
Being different without trying us a quality of mine and one u have to get used to when ur around me.
all in all i like books, fun, and meetig new ppl.
If u wanna talk to me email me at email@example.com if ur not a creeper. :)
About oh_mi_shizzle : Ummm...
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by UGH / 08/31/2009 at 7:48pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML
by Cherie / 08/31/2009 at 5:18pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs, I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex and afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd had great sex also. FML
by Phoellie / 08/28/2009 at 7:43am / United Kingdom (London) / Holidays
Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML
by Anonymous / 08/27/2009 at 3:28pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, I accidentally ran my thumb down the cheese grater while preparing lunch beside my wife. I instantly jerked my hand away from the grater just in time run my forearm across the knife she was using. I now have 20 stitches and 5 staples in my arm, no lunch, and a puking wife. FML
by Anonymous / 08/26/2009 at 2:55pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by lilbit / 08/26/2009 at 1:08pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/25/2009 at 8:52pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I corrected my mom in front of our family while she was ragging on my 12 year old cousin who got a piercing. She said, "You don't understand you don't have kids, but on the other hand you probably never will!" I have Polycystic ovary syndrome, she is right, I probably never will. FML
by fannyfitel123 / 08/24/2009 at 12:43pm / United States (Maryland) / Health
Today, my boyfriend and his parents met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny to walk around with a realistic gun and make references about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML
by Anonymous / 08/24/2009 at 11:35am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a double wedding with my sister. My mother, being as encouraging as she always is, told us that statistics say one of our marriages will end in divorce. She then explained she thinks it'll be mine because I'm 'a self-absorbed bitch'. FML
by Anonymous / 08/24/2009 at 7:33am / Romania (Constanta) / Miscellaneous
Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
by bobuhbeartoe / 08/24/2009 at 12:36am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by violatedinden / 08/23/2009 at 8:57pm / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous
Today, as I was getting into work, I saw a co-worker of mine walking in front of me. We're really good friends and we joke around a lot, so I jokingly whistled at him and slapped his butt. Turns out it wasn't my friend, it was the new guy. Hello, sexual harassment charges. FML
by introuble / 08/23/2009 at 12:48am / United States (New York) / Work
by urmommmm / 08/22/2009 at 12:25pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to cook dinner for my wife and kid. After a long day of preperation and cooking I asked them what they thought of it. My 12 year old son then says, "I would say it tastes like shit but not even shit tastes this bad!" My wife then laughed and gave him a high-five. FML
by NoCookForYou / 08/22/2009 at 2:29am / United States (New York) / Kids