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About oh_marie_me : Half French/half Japanese girl, in love with England and it language.
Serial eater, Sherlockian for sure, beauty and Instagram addict, don't hesitate to send me your accounts' name, and I will probably going to check them out !

Also, don't hesitate to send me a message, I will be exceedingly glad to practice my English with some of you !

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Today, after years of marriage and my lazy husband letting himself go, I can now finish a bottle of wine and still be sober. This means I've built immunity to the last thing that can make me want to have sex with him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48917) - you deserved it (12982)

On 04/21/2014 at 11:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, things were getting heated with the girlfriend. We were mostly naked, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissed her deeply and whispered into her ear, "You should lose some weight". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML

Today, my girlfriend and I were snuggling and we placed our hands together, palm to palm. I can bend the tips of my fingers over hers, which apparently surprised her because she commented, "Huh, so big hands AREN'T related to penis size." FML

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On 04/01/2014 at 2:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was eating MandMs on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59175) - you deserved it (15260)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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