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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 December 1990 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 26324
  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About oh_dee : Hi! I'm Christina =)

oh_dee's page activity

Visits<b>darkstep</b> - the 06/09/2016 at 3:17am<b>mondesno</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 7:05am<b>machone</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 8:46pm<b>Lonelychick1249</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 1:50pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 03/22/2016 at 10:39am<b>AlucardIT90</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 4:42am<b>am1717</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 10:24pm<b>rarucinski</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 1:59am<b>kevinm22001</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 6:59pm<b>frankiee22</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 12:51am<b>cjl1028</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 2:07am<b>CloudyFromSteam</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 6:20pm<b>jackipdoc</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 2:11pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 9:20am<b>WCARlover</b> - the 12/19/2015 at 9:26pm<b>anthonyg2188</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 1:18am<b>Nahpets</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 4:34pm<b>ratman775</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 8:26am

Fucked!<b>Nahpets</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 10:34pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 3:25am<b>pokysmalls</b> - the 09/17/2015 at 5:38am<b>jackipdoc</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 12:01pm<b>c_wyld</b> - the 01/16/2015 at 10:46pm

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oh_dee's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

by eeh / 05/07/2009 at 10:45am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML

by Anonymous / 05/06/2009 at 4:12pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Love

Today, my family was preparing a turkey for my grandma's birthday dinner when my aunt noticed a utensil on the counter and asked what it was for. My mom said it was used to keep the turkey's legs together. My aunt responded to her by saying, "Maybe you should get one for your daughter." FML

by Familyskank / 05/06/2009 at 12:57pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy

Today, I was taking a piss at the urinal when a fly started buzzing around my head. It started getting in my face, so I tried to swat it away. After about 10 seconds of intense swatting, I looked down to find I had pissed all over my shoes and down the front of my trousers. FML

by pissedoffandon / 05/06/2009 at 10:07am / United Kingdom (London) / Animals

Today, was my first meeting with business partners as I am new to the team. Instead of saying that I was looking forward to "stretching my legs" or "spreading my wings", I told them I was anxious to start "spreading my legs". FML

by Anonymous / 05/06/2009 at 2:04am / United States (Minnesota) / Work

Today, I found a box of birthday candles sitting on the coffee table. Bored, I lit one, and after a minute I threw it away and sat back down on the couch. I started looking at the box and noticed that it said "Magic Re-Lighting Candles" at the exact moment that my trash can burst into flames. FML

by Anonymous / 05/04/2009 at 4:28pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy