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  • Birth Date : Friday 8 November 1991 (22 years)
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Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27897) - you deserved it (64411)

On 06/17/2009 at 12:35pm - misc - by NotSoYoung (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54426) - you deserved it (6661)

On 06/07/2009 at 5:23am - misc - by apparentlyunattractive (woman) - United States



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