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odod777's favorite FMLs
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years, who can't get it up for me and has been blaming blood pressure issues, apparently has no problem getting it up while watching the neighbor undress from our window. FML
by MotherMary / 10/12/2014 at 9:21am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by Sleepy / 10/09/2014 at 10:10am / United Kingdom (Hillingdon) / Work
by oncehipjr / 10/03/2014 at 3:04pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by failingdaily / 09/19/2014 at 10:27pm / New Zealand (Hawke's Bay) / Geek
Today, my sister introduced me to her new, deaf boyfriend. She proudly proclaimed that she was trying to learn sign language for his sake, so he wouldn't have to read her lips. I'm also deaf and have been trying to get her to do the same for me for 20 goddamn years. FML
by SadAndDeaf / 09/02/2014 at 7:38pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML
by notmyrealname123 / 08/24/2014 at 8:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
Today, I finally told my dad that I hate his girlfriend. I said her daughter's a complete whore, and her son is annoying as fuck. Turns out they were in the house and within earshot, ready to throw me a birthday party. FML
by Anonymous / 08/22/2014 at 6:18pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, it was a hot day and a woman walking in front of me collapsed. I helped her up, and I called an ambulance while she laid down. While we waited, two teenage girls walked past and I heard one say to the other, "I love how this city just lets people tan wherever". FML
by Anonymous / 08/13/2014 at 11:02pm / New Zealand / Kids
Today, a potential customer was looking at a treadmill at the fitness warehouse I work at. Once he was done testing it out, I asked him if he'd like me to order it for him. His reply? "Nah. I only had a go on it 'cause it looked like fun. Hey, but you could order one for yourself, huh, chubs?" FML
by Anonymous / 08/13/2014 at 10:18am / United Kingdom (Devon) / Work
by not a dick-man / 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by jakethemuss / 08/09/2014 at 7:03pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
Today, as I wandered through the streets of an unfamiliar city, I spotted a cop and darted across the street to ask for assistance. He kindly gave me directions as he wrote me out a citation for jaywalking. FML
by spekledworf / 08/05/2014 at 7:46pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/04/2014 at 10:00pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I had a rough day and was extremely tired. I took a nap on the couch, and woke up to a guy robbing my house. I pretended I was still sleeping, waiting a chance to grab him or run out safely. I ended up falling back asleep. FML
by FML / 07/24/2014 at 11:59am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML
by Pandamomma / 07/21/2014 at 8:58am / United States (North Carolina) / Kids
- Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.… Today, I was talking with my slightly skinflint girlfriend, who just moved in with me. “I think you… Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was…