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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
odod777's favorite FMLs
by not a dick-man / 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by jakethemuss / 08/09/2014 at 7:03pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/04/2014 at 10:00pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I had a rough day and was extremely tired. I took a nap on the couch, and woke up to a guy robbing my house. I pretended I was still sleeping, waiting a chance to grab him or run out safely. I ended up falling back asleep. FML
by FML / 07/24/2014 at 11:59am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML
by Pandamomma / 07/21/2014 at 8:58am / United States (North Carolina) / Kids
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML
by I Feel Horrible / 07/20/2014 at 1:59pm / United States (California) / Love
by someonepleasehelpme / 07/18/2014 at 12:49pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML
by what people do for money / 07/18/2014 at 12:45pm / United States (Texas) / Money
by familyhatesme / 07/18/2014 at 12:30pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boss called me to inform me that I'm being laid off. In my ensuing fit of rage, I deleted the recent project I've been working on for weeks. Pretty soon after, he called me back to let me know it was a prank. FML
by Workhorse / 07/12/2014 at 5:11pm / United States (Ohio) / Work
Today, at my local amusement park, I decided it'd be fun to meet someone on the roller coaster by sitting alone and hoping that someone nice would sit next to me. I rode the roller coaster 7 times. I sat alone each time. FML
by Anonymous / 07/08/2014 at 3:40pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
by idiot bro / 07/06/2014 at 2:04pm / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was taking a shower when the soap began to burn my eyes worse than they've ever burned before. I quickly grabbed whatever cloth I could find to rub my eyes with. My dad's old underwear was the last thing I would expect to find lying near the tub. FML
by x.x / 07/06/2014 at 1:09am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by iphonerevolution / 07/04/2014 at 8:15pm / South Africa / Kids
Today, my little sister started freaking out, because she was playing with some white-out eraser and got some on her finger. She started crying inconsolably because she thought her entire finger was going to disappear. FML
by neryc / 07/04/2014 at 3:41pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids