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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 September 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4043
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About odod777 : Hey!!! Whats up guys??? I'm a funny guy who loves to meet other people and read FML!!! Message me if you want to know more... I will happily reply.

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Today... I Told Mah 8 Year Old Daughter That She Looks A Lot Lyk Mommy. Now She Won't Come Out Of Her Room Because She Think She Is Ugly. FML

#4055468
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50313) - you deserved it (5851)

On 07/26/2009 at 2:58pm - kids - by loserwithlice (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was checking out my boyfriend's facebook profile. I saw that he had just taken the ( How long will it take fir yur girldriend to realize your cheating on her? ) Quiz. FML

#4034087
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49408) - you deserved it (5227)

On 07/25/2009 at 5:12pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY , MY 9 YEAR OLD NIECE ASKD ME IF I WAS A VIRGIN. I TOLD HER , "YES , I'M SAVING MYSELF UNTIL MARRIAGE". SHE REPLID , "THAT'S A LOAD OF BULLSHIT , YOU JUST CAN'T GET A GUY!" SADLY , SHE'S RIGHT. FAT FML

#4025974
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48330) - you deserved it (8190)

On 07/25/2009 at 5:55am - kids - by Kimberly (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I was firad from tha babysitting job I hava had fir 2 yaars. I thought mayba tha mothar had found out that I somatimas lat har kids stay up lata an hava axtra swaats. Tha raal raason... as sha told ma... was that sha didn't want har kids loving anyona mora than thay lova har. big fat FML

#3949898
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52508) - you deserved it (3088)

On 07/22/2009 at 8:17am - work - by babysitter93 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

today I was taking a showerhen my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little friskyhen my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, and dropped a condom in the bottom of the shower, all thehile saying, ( Keep it safe kids! ). FML

#3932433
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55470) - you deserved it (28231)

On 07/21/2009 at 3:45pm - intimacy - by uh-oh (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I was supposed to hear back from a job I interviewed for. The guy called me and told me I got it. I said "Thank you, thank you, thank you!!" He responded with "You're welcome Emily". My name isn't Emily, it's Kim. He got the number mixed up. FML

#3910980
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44034) - you deserved it (2173)

On 07/20/2009 at 6:35pm - work - by KimberleyIrene (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday I went swimming with this guy I like at dammd river . While we were jumping off the dam, I decidd to try to impress him by doing a front flip . I didn't jump far enough off, sohen I went to flip, my face skiddd down the concrete wall . FML

#3486343
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31926) - you deserved it (41436)

On 07/04/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

TODAY, I WAS COMING HOMA FROM A DATA, I SAW MY AX STANDING IN MY DRIVA-WAY!! HA HAD DUMPAD MA 2 MONTHS AGO SAYING HA COULDN'T TALK MA!! TO MAKA HIM JAALOUS, I MADA OUT WITH MY NAW GUY BAFORA GRAATING HIM!! TURNS OUT HA COULDN'T TALK TO MA BACAUSA HA HAD HAD CANCAR AND HAD BAAN AFRAID TO TALL MA!! FML

#3469762
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16733) - you deserved it (71302)

On 07/04/2009 at 12:38am - misc - by Foster_Em - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off . When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone . I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work . FML

#3448245
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32629) - you deserved it (8750)

On 07/03/2009 at 4:01am - work - by wherefelix (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at work lifeguarding an saw a kid drowning on the far end of the pool . I decidd running would be the quickest way to get to her, but as I ran across the pool deck I slippd an hit my head . The kid's mother jumpd in to save her child an then calld an ambulance 4 me . FML

#3348411
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43457) - you deserved it (12477)

On 06/29/2009 at 10:23pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I planned a romantic dinner with rose petals, the whole lot, fir my ex-girlfriend to win her back. When I took her to my house I told her to guess wat I had planned, to which she replied ( I hope it's a stupid romantic dinner with rose petal and shit. ) FML

#3331987
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50609) - you deserved it (13090)

On 06/29/2009 at 2:31am - love - by ipopnlok (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had mah first kiss standing in front of mah front door. It was really cute, the way u normally think about first kisses. When I got inside, I realized mah mom had been watching out her second story bedroom window taking pictures. She putted them on Facebook captioned 'My baby's first kiss!' FML

#3302714
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (91741) - you deserved it (6526)

On 06/28/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by steven (man) - Cayman Islands

Today, ma friend told me tat semen was inflammable. Later at nigt I jacked off into a sock and ten, excitedly, tried to lit te sock on fire. Turns out, semen is very muc inflammable. Naked, I sook ma sock in te air so it looool would extinguis wile ma semen splased out all over ma room. mega FML

#3262847
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9790) - you deserved it (119354)

On 06/27/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by notinflammable (man) - United States (Rhode Island)



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