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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
I like your style
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odod777's favorite FMLs
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML
by Anonymous / 12/31/2010 at 2:03pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Health
Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML
by Anonymous / 12/26/2010 at 3:12am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML
by Anonymous / 12/24/2010 at 12:02am / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/21/2010 at 11:18am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by timor / 12/18/2010 at 11:13am / United States (Arizona) / Love
Today, I came to the realization I make a living trimming the hair off dogs' privates. I've touched more dog penises than I have human ones, and sometimes the dogs get "excited" while I'm working. FML
by penisgrabber / 12/15/2010 at 12:07pm / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
by sissydlk / 12/02/2010 at 10:54am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, I was teaching my two year old daughter how to take a person's temperature. While I was sitting down, she came up behind me and shoved the thermometer in my ear hard. Now I can't hear out of my right ear, and I'm in excruciating pain. FML
by lovedbyallthewrongppl / 11/27/2010 at 8:03pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/17/2010 at 9:32pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/17/2010 at 7:26pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later, a little boy flew out of his swing because I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both siblings and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML
by freedomofmusic / 11/14/2010 at 1:54pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/07/2010 at 4:32pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/04/2010 at 7:54pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
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