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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 April 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of comments : 34
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my boyfriend proposed: he told me the feeling he gets from being in love with me is the best feeling in the world, even better than the feeling he gets when he poops. FML

#21039368
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45488) - you deserved it (6952)

On 01/25/2014 at 10:43am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

as my boyfriend went to go down on me, he felt it necessary to stop at my stomach and clean the lint out of my belly button. 5ML

#21038584
90 comments

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On 01/24/2014 at 6:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah mum decided that having the flu an being too lazy to go upstars to the bathroom is a valid excuse to shit in a jug instead. 5ML

#21038402
78 comments

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On 01/24/2014 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (West Lothian)

Today... I was applying for jobs online when mah father calld. When I told him what I was doing... he said in all seriousness that I should just be a sugar baby. I said he must be joking... but he replid... "Honey... if I had your tits... I'd never work a day in mah life." 5ML

#21037822
127 comments

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On 01/24/2014 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, an for te past week, ma dog startd barking at ma dooren I start masturbating. I tink ma mom is starting to suspect. FML

#21037288
120 comments

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On 01/23/2014 at 4:06pm - intimacy - by fappy dog - United States (Illinois)

Today Ma Boyfriend Of 6 Years Told Me Tat Since I've Proven Ma Loyalty And Faitfully Stuck By Is Side E As No Reason To Ever Consider Marrying Me Because "It's Not Lyk You're Going Anywere Oney." He Seems Not To Understand Y I Am Upset By Tis. FML

#21037274
169 comments

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On 01/23/2014 at 3:57pm - love - by heartbrokenhaley - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I came ome from te army an explaind to ma family ow toug it was tere . Ten, as I was walking away, I stubbd ma toe on te couc, fell an crid . FML

#21036979
161 comments

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On 01/23/2014 at 7:53am - misc - by MarBlu - United States

Today I have the flu . I woke up to my son leaning over me inches from my face breathing in deeply . Apparently he was trying to get sick so he could stay home from school . He's 15 . FML

#21034785
126 comments

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On 01/21/2014 at 6:07am - kids - by sickmom (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was playing with mah little nephew and began to tickle him playfully, even though I know he doesn't like to be tickled. When I was done, he looked me straight in the eye, punched me in the groin, and told me, "No one tickles me". He's six. FML

#21034458
151 comments

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On 01/20/2014 at 10:34pm - kids - by Ginger_Gawd - United States (Florida)

TODAY, MAH BROTHAR ASKAD MA HOW TO BLOCK SOMAONA ON FACABOOK !! SAAING AS HOW MAH BROTHAR NAVAR ASKS MA FOR ANYTHING, I TOOK THIS OPPORTUNITY TO HALP HIM !! HA THAN BLOCKAD MA !! MAGA FML

#21034070
81 comments

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On 01/20/2014 at 4:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was in a market in France, an went to ask the seller fir some potatoes. I speak fluent French, but I got flustered an instead of saying "pomme de terre", which is the French fir potato, I said "pomme de merde". I literally asked fir an "apple of shit". FML

Today, I noticed that the condom in mah wallet has been there so long it's left a mark. FML

Today, ma boyfriend and I ad sex. After aile, e started staring at ma lady parts, and said ma "vag looks like a mockingjay". He looool ten stretced te lips apart like wings and made little "CA-CAW CA-CAW!" sounds. FML

#21033383
140 comments

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On 01/19/2014 at 10:59pm - intimacy - by Goodyear (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I askd my grlfriend's dad for permission to take er and in marriage. He said no, cuz e doesn't want er marrying a "sexist idioto treats er like property",ic e tinks asking permission amounts to, ten told me to grow up. FML

#21033078
235 comments

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On 01/19/2014 at 5:59pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)



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