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  • Town/Country : San Luis Obispo, United States
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  • Birth Date : Monday 26 May 1997 (18 years)
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Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. When I got home from work, I came home to glitter. EVERYWHERE. Guess who forgot to get the key to his apartment back from his ex-girlfriend. The guy who's having his family over for dinner tonight. FML


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