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About obsquire : hi! my name's Gloria and I've been stalking FML for a long time so I decided to make an account,
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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Today, I had a dream in which I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off, while in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML
Friday 5 February 2016