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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 February 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 64
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About obsquire : hi! my name's Gloria and I've been stalking FML for a long time so I decided to make an account,

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Today, I had a dream in which I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off, while in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49832) - you deserved it (5440)

On 08/11/2013 at 2:11pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62299) - you deserved it (22194)

On 07/17/2013 at 4:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)



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