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obaidfarooq
  • Town/Country : Faisalabad, Pakistan
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 August 1985 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 1077
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I caught my husband once again looking at half naked pictures of a friend of mine on Facebook. When I asked why he did it, he said "I was checking to see if they were still there." FML

#18296145
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23241) - you deserved it (4091)

On 11/20/2011 at 6:31am - love - by anonymous - United States

Today, I went outside for a cigarette since I don't like smoking in the house. When I was done, I stomped it out. I wasn't wearing shoes. FML

#18291679
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8466) - you deserved it (57009)

On 11/19/2011 at 7:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML

#18289580
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26402) - you deserved it (5479)

On 11/19/2011 at 2:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML

#18287242
199 comments

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On 11/19/2011 at 6:42am - love - by kaybax - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, I was eating cereal while absentmindedly reading the box. I was amused when I found it expires on my birthday. Then I realized it expired on my birthday two years ago. FML

#18286852
104 comments

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On 11/19/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by jerdub93 - United States (California)

Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML

#18286632
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30563) - you deserved it (6218)

On 11/19/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Yeoman (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I discovered that there is nothing wrong with our snowblower. I live in Alaska and for the last 10 years I have been shoveling our long steep driveway because I thought the snowblower was broken. Reality? My mother has "never been able to get it out of the shed." FML

Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML

#18254436
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11883) - you deserved it (55344)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I bought weed for the first time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML

Today, I have two black eyes. The first one I got from the girl whose ass I mistakenly grabbed at a party last night. The other one I got from my girlfriend when I explained the first one. FML

#18240312
120 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 7:11pm - misc - by ThatHurts (man) - Canada

Today, I brought my girlfriend of six months over to meet my family. When my grandpa saw her, he said, "What a waste of good breeding stock." FML

#18236963
69 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 12:10pm - love - by mandie - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I finished a very important but annoying presentation that took four hours to complete. Only after writing a paragraph to explain the presentation and sending it to my boss did I realize that I saved the document as "Shit I have to do to get a promotion." FML

#18231005
83 comments

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On 11/12/2011 at 7:36pm - work - by TTR (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML

#18230323
122 comments

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On 11/12/2011 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, only after I almost knocked myself out cold with the shampoo bottle, did I finally get some out. FML

#18229503
80 comments

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On 11/12/2011 at 4:13pm - health - by Courtney (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18838) - you deserved it (42232)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)



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